If I hit you, I would have almost hit you!

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While playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 with my friend, I killed him after he tried throwing a semtex grenade at me. After he was dead, he yelled, "If I stuck you, I would have almost stuck you!".

I still have no idea why he said that.

The word "stuck" can be replaced with any verb – I changed it to "hit" for this meme.