Konbini/Convenience Store (コンビニ)

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2009-10-24T21:41:15Z

Nico Video

2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= active Music, Nico Nico Video

Konbini/Convenience Store (コンビニ) <div align="center"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ziX1oQRiA3w&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ziX1oQRiA3w&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Original M/V of Konbini by Briefs & Trunk</div> <h2>About</h2> Konbini / Convenience Store is a flash <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/MADs">MAD meme</a> based on a popular song named “Konbini” by the Japanese folk duo <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFtvJKMDxvY&feature=player_embedded" title="aka British Tiger">Briefs & Trunk</a>. While each version has it’s own unique touches, they all follow the story of making a late night trip to a local 24 hour convenience store. <h2>Origins</h2> The <a href="http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2342795">first MAD video</a> of the original song and M/V surfaced on <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nico-nico-douga">Nico Nico Douga</a> in February 2008. Other derivatives and remix videos that followed suit typically involve popular characters from anime/manga and video games acting out the narrative lyrics. <h2>Konbini Culture in Japan</h2> <div align="center"><img src="http://knowyourmeme.com/i/24591/original/dd7.jpg" alt="" /> Typical interior view of a Japanese Konbini store</div> To better appreciate the humor behind the song, it should be noted that chain convenience stores are an integral part of everyday life across Japan. In contrast to convenience stores in the US, most <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/i/24591/original/dd7.jpg">Japanese Konbinis</a> tend to serve as a local hub providing a broad range of services, from courier/postal service and photocopying to buying airline/concert tickets and paying utilities & taxes. <h2>Konbini Speed Run</h2> Aside from the cutesy folk tribute to local convenience stores, some of the more hardcore patrons of Nico Nico Douga also play an IRL game called <a href="http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=hp&hl=en&js=y&u=http%3A%2F%2Fdic.nicovideo.jp%2Fa%2Fコンビニrta&sl=ja&tl=en&history_state0">Konbini RTA</a> (speed race), which involves measuring the time it takes to make a roundtrip from one’s home to the nearest convenience store. The first Konbini RTA ever measured was 2 min. 30 sec (Sept. 7th, 2003) and the current world record stands at 1 min. 18 sec (Sept. 7th, 2007). <h2>Plot (Full Lyrics at bottom)</h2> 1. Character is bored at night; 2. Character sneaks out of the house to go to a convenience store; 3. On the way to the store, character encounters thugs; 4. While at the store, character sees an old man reading porn; 5. Character buys meat buns;  6. Character gets angry at clerk for placing receipt under change.  7. Character causes trouble for the clerk by being a difficult customer.  8. 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value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r6FNhReNj7s&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Transformers: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cwqsS302FJw&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cwqsS302FJw&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <h2>Lyrics in English</h2> Well, my parents are asleep There’s so much I wanna do But what? It’s midnight, my friends are all asleep There’s nothing on TV but static I know! I’ll go to the convenience store! Open 24 hours (Convenience Store) and all year round (Convenience Store) With surveillance cameras (Convenience Store) Why don’t I warm up here? (Convenience Store) It’s a gathering place for punks (“Let’s hang out at the entrance”) I’m scared to go inside (“Let’s hang out at the entrance”) I hear a voice! (Hey, you girl!) Wh-wh-wh-what? (Are you bra-less?) Well, after getting rid of those punks The welcoming automatic doors open for me An old man next to me looks at dirty magazines I don’t know what to buy, so I try to decide Open 24 hours (Convenience Store) and all year round (Convenience Store) Utility bills (Convenience Store) Hurry up with the copier! (Convenience Store) A mute-looking part-timer works there (With a blank look on his face) And I’m wearing no makeup (With drawn-on eyebrows too) Some Anman please! (We’re out of stock) Some meat buns will do then (Certainly) The way he gave my change As I open up my hand The coins pile up like a receipt paperweight I can hardly keep all this change together As I get furious I have to do something So I planned some mischief Excuse me! (May I help you?) Um, um… (May I help you?) Um, um… (The line is getting longer) Um, um… (Please decide quickly) An egg please (One egg coming up) Another egg please (Two eggs… ) Another egg please (Three eggs…) That’s all I need (Just eggs?) And lots of tempura sauce too (Certainly) How much is it? (220 yen, please) Here’s 10,000 yen (Don’t you have anything smaller?) Here’s 10,000 yen (Don’t you have anything smaller?) Give me change, then (Certainly) I don’t want a receipt (Slow down please…) Can I use the toilet? (We don’t have one here) Where do you go then? (You got me…) It’s just too bad, that the night passes so quickly Even the roosters start crowing Before my parents wake up I’d better hurry home Shall I come again tonight? Let’s go to convenience store Let’s go to convenience store Let’s go to convenience store

2009-11-04T03:55:09Z

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