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Chaoticus
Chaoticus

[In 1930s gangsta accents]
Pitch the Cat: You got my fuckin dough.
Jimmy the mouth: Yeah Mr.Pitch, rrr…right h..hh..hear (gives cat the dough)
Pitch the Cat: Get your hands off my fuckin monies(scratches Jims hand)!!! Don’t you eva fuck me again Jimmy boy. I swear on meh fuckin motha if you do, I’ll fuck you like a pig. You undastand Jimmy boy.
Jimmy: Yeah Mr.P, I undastand.
Pitch: Now say it.
Jimmy:You don’t fuck Pitch, Pitch fucks you.
Pitch: Ya god damn right. Now get outta here before a cut you down you pussyfaced mothafucka.

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