Splatoon - Splatoon - Intruder Alert

Starscream: "Megatron has suffered grave injuries from the intense battle with the Autobots!…"
Megatron: "Starscream you idiot I'm perfectly fine n-"
Starscream: sprays more ink in Megatron's eyes
Megatron: "AHHH NOT THE OPTICS AGAIN!"
Starscream: "I am now the leader of the Decepticons!"

"I tried using my null rays on them, but they just splat and respawn like cyberroaches!"