JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - I can't believe this is real.

Here, enjoy

ugh, it's not only a ripoff but it's unbelievably bad

plot's moving at a future train wreck pace

now JoJo may or may not be high literature, depending on who you asked, but we got to KNOW Dio even in the Phantom Blood. This is a bunch of random nonsense characters being introduced and, most often, killed off before we've got a chance to give a toss