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[Officer Wholegrain takes hitman Wilson Wheat into crustody for being connected to the Potato-bread crime family killings]
[Hours later at Bakersville Jail]
Officer Wholegrain: Alright Wheat, last chance to spill the beans or we'll crank it up.
Wilson Wheat: I don't know shit Wholegrain! I swear!
Officer Wholegrain: I've got the phone call records Wheat. I know you've been chattin it up with
Pauly Potato-bread. You should know I'm a man of my word Wheat. Rye, crank it up
[Officer Rye turns the timer from one minute to five]
Wilson Wheat: NOOOOOO!
Officer Wholegrain: Burn to crisp you sick bastard

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I'll show myself out.