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I am fed up with the trolls and ignoramuses who insist on implying that Doomguy has had se:x In an interview with PC Gamer magazine (UK) in 1996, John Carmack said, verbatim "Canonically speaking, Doomguy is a virgin. He has never had sex, nor do we have any interest in exploring that area in the future. Doomguy, as far as myself and id Software are concerned, will always be a virgin who doesn't even know what sex is. To me, it is pretty black and white, and I think it's time for the debate to just die already

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The Doom Slayer

Feb 16, 2017 at 11:01AM EST

I haven't had sex, so? I don't really need it. BLAM! I've got ways of keeping myself entertained. Like with my special, double-barreled 'sweetheart'. BOOM!

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Snickerway

Feb 07, 2017 at 09:05AM EST

I think the point of that statement is not so much "Doomguy has not had sex" as "Doomguy may as well be a virgin because it is irrelevant whether he has had sex."

id Software has always been insistent that they value gameplay over plot. Things irrelevant to the gameplay or Doomguy's immediate situation – like, say, who he is fucking – may as well not exist at all.

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