Funny Store Signs - Corn Right Corn At Corn Light

Don't Dead, Open Inside

I thought that the title said "Corn-Right and Corn-Left," and thought that it must be some new spin on alt-right and alt-left

And given that "Corncobbed" is now a derogatory term for centrism, I thought that it meant right-leaning centrist and left-leaning centrist, respectively

My mind cannot escape politics