JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Jonathan meets his descendants... again

Let’s see.
JoJo II- neerdowell who had to be coerced into actually learning the ripple, was a playboy towards almost every woman, even his mom that one time, said some not nice things about the Japanese, and then had an affair with a Japanese woman that had his child out of wedlock.
JoJo Cubed- outright delinquent who routinely beat up people for minor thing, including teachers, refused to pay for food occasionally, married a woman aand had a child then was distant to the point of them wanting nothing to do with him, and most importantly, often calls him mother a bitch.
JoJo the 4th- kind hearted but has no temper control and has maimed otherwise innocent people, involved others in his “get rich quick” schemes which have resulted in, almost getting caught for cashing in someone else’s lotto, getting drunk and beating up a jr classmate, and cheating at a dice game that nearly burned someone’s house down.
JoJo to the Fifth Power- Stealing money, contraband, outright murder, joining a gang of mobsters, indirectly responsible for people getting killed.
JoJo 2×3- accused of robbery, stole a motorcycle, got sent to juvenile detention, also joined a gang, assistance in covering up a murder.
Jonathan has ever right to be disappointed.

I meant Johnathan! JOHNTHAN!

I really am stupid!