My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Everything we thought true was a lie

"Your name is Quartz, my name is Igneous, we should name these two 'Limestone' and 'Marble' to maintain the mineral theme."

"What about this one, it's pink."

"Eh, whatever. Just name her 'Pinkie'."

"Where the heck did 'Pie' come from?"

"…Shut up."

We're not gonna turn this into a forced controversy, are we?