Neckbeard - Sure, buddy. Whatever you say.

No, no, no, the reason I haven't got a valentine isn't because of my clear obnoxious attitude, or the bonsai garden on my neck, or the fact the limit of my bravery is venturing from my basement to take this photo. Its because card companies are evil. And that prevents me from talking to women. Mm-hm. Yep. That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.

I love this guys reasoning.