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I told myself i wouldn't do this, but its bugging me. (said with as much clean language as possible) I am TIRED of the female gender. It absoluteley irks me the way that females act these days. Lets start with some of the smaller details 1.) Dressing provocatively Ok women, i know that there is a such thing as keeping up with the latest fashion styles, but there is also a thing as showing off too much. Contrary to popular belief, you dont have to be a slut for men to like you. Also, if most men are like myself, like a little mystery. I would much rather look at you and let my imagination wonder a little bit, than see everything and go vomit in a bush. Keep it classy ladies. if you think you HAVE to dress like that, you're attracting the wrong men. 2.) DUCKFACE Stop it. I don't know who started this stupid trend thats spreading lke a friggin plauge, but they need to be found and strangled with a guitar string. It does not, under ANY circumstance, make you look the slighteest bit attractive. You know what does make you attractive? your SMILE. Show a little teeth, and stop looking like you are allergic to your lipstick( * Glenn Allen), Angelina Jolie has big, pouty lips, you look like your trying to stick to a wall via suction cup. So, please, i beg of you, STOP 3.) The friend-zone This is the thing that makes me so mad at women these days. You say you want a nice guy Suddenly a wild NICE GUY appears! You now have threee options: 1) engage in a relationship and actually be happy in a loving and caring relationship. 2) Put them in the friend-zone and then complain to them that "there should be more people like you 30 Blow them off before they can even be remotely in your life, simply based off of superficial defects. In a perfect world, option 1 should be the best, and most chosen, but women, in there "logic" tend to choose option 2 the most. I now currently have quite a few female "friends" that complain that they can never find a decent guy, and that they wish they coul find "someone like me", Hate to tell you honey, but there isnt anyone on this planet like me. Mch like there isnt anyone on this planet like you. You are one of a kind. Dont let anyone tell you that you cant be you, thats all you CAN be. im side tracking, anyway, like i said, abolish the friend zone. who knows you might ACTUALLY find what you have been searching for this entire time 4.) LIARS I get it, i may not be the most attractive guy out there, and i accet that, but you women need to realize that you cant have your cake and eat it too. I'm not saying couple up with an ugly person but before you judge someone, look at ALL of them. Their mind, body, and soul. If at leasttwwo of those things are not what you consider beautiful, PASS. Do not lower your standards. also, if you are not intersted in me, tell me. Do not make up some crap about how "you're not ready for a relationship" and then less than a month later, be dating somebody else. i'd much rather deal with rejection than be lied to and be hurt even worse. I'm a grown man, i can take rejection, dont suga coat it, say no and be done with it. This makes me mad more than anything anyway, thats all i really have to say right now. It's my opinion, take it or leave it. I just wanted to rant, and rant i did, in summary, women, stop being so psychotic, and realize that 90% of the men you date are douchebags. If you need me, ill be over here, sitting in the friend-zone.

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Datatsushi

Oct 25, 2013 at 11:22PM EDT

The first two are good

As for 3, What Nice Guys™ don't realize is that they go after the wrong women. They go after the woman version of douchebags, leaving the Nice Girls™ to complain and be single.

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