Women Logic - Image #644,628

So euphoric.

There was a brilliant rebuttal to this, but I can't seem to find it!
Basically, the TL;DR was that the remora (or shark-sucker) – labelled "asshole" – is a symbiote; in other words, the remora and the shark rely on one another and have a happy coexistence. The scuba diver labelled "Nice Guy", on the other hand, is invading the fish's territory and scaring them off. In other words Mr. Abloobloobloo I'm a Nice Guy doesn't know how right he is.