Cringe - This HAS to be a troll post.

At first, I thought this was just a guy talking about his waifu.
Cringe level: 0

But then it mentioned photoshopping, and the cringe began.
Cringe level: 5

Then the photoshopped porn… It got worse…
Cringe level: 600

Then talking to a dildo… I began feeling uncomfortable…
Cringe level: 1000

Then what I can only assume is hallucinating… Oh dear, this person needs serious help…
Cringe level: 9999

Then the Pokemon thing…. At least it's obviously a troll/joke….
Cringe level: 1

And then he becomes a Pokemon master.