DC Comics - Superman Crying

Pal? PAL? Whatever the purpose Jimmy Olsen is harvesting Superman’s tears it’s probably not unwarranted given that he almost let Jimmy die of dehydration along with aqua man.

I’d say that Superman is less than a pal and more of a psychopath.

It is real. Everything on Superdickery is.

And believe me, that's nowhere near the worst of it.