My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #681,512

- Forgive me. I mistook you for Ditzy Doo.
- I am Ditzy Doo. Or rather, Ditzi Doo as she should have been.
- You fell.
- Through fire and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought with the legal department of Hasbro. Until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the muffinside. Darkness took me. And I derped out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead and everyday was as long as a life-age of Equestria. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done.
- Derpy!
- Derpy? Yes… that's what they used to call me. Derpy Hooves. That was my name.