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This reminds me of my dad talking about having himself turned into a taxidermy, have his body set up somewhere around the house, and have voice recordings and a sensor so whenever you walked by he would say a phrase, just to freak people out every once and a while.

Needless to say I think he is a genius.

My uncle asked to be sent off in a mayonnaise jar, so we did.