Batkeaton – Fight Superman? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA aaahhhhhFuck you Reindeer Games, call Bale!
Batbale – Yeah…..yeah no.
Batfleck – (sighs)
Batkilmer – All I have is the nipple suit. So, No.
Batfleck – Can’t believe I’m doing this.
Mayor West – Why would I fight Superman for you Affleck? I’ve already invited him to my Quinceanera.
Batfleck – You’re 86, and male.
Mayor West – Gender discrimination? I expected better from The Batman.
Batfkeck – The fuck am I gonna do?
Batclooney – I heard you needed a hand. I might be willing to dust off the old blue suit. Or do you prefer the black and silver one? You’re getting nipples either way.
Batfleck – ………………
Later That Night
Batfleck – Tell Me, Do You Bleed? You Will.
Batfleck (Internally) – I’m gonna die.
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