Hannibal Buress - Why? with Hannibal Buress - Visiting a PETA Protest

' I'd be a a vegan wolf'

So a dead a one?

If I were in a feed-the-children charity oragnization, and someone gave me the option to starve a child for 2 days for $50 million dollars, I would apologize to the poor child profusely and take the money. Then I'd feed him for the rest of his life, along with millions of other starving children with that money. EAT THE BACON AND TAKE THE MONEY!