If something is labeled as a "life pro tip," you probably shouldn't take it seriously. Life pro tips are unregulated advice existing outside a legal or moral system, and if you plan on solving the gas shortage by storing barrels of gasoline beside an open flame, you've taken life hack recommendations from the wrong people. You shouldn't trust the people you hear from online. They're not your friends. And if you listen to any of these, you might not have any friends at all afterward.

Some life pro tips are stupid or even dangerous. Others are just morally questionable. Either way, if you try something like this, you're going to be judged and mocked forever. Or possibly arrested. So please, we're begging you: don't listen to these, whatever you do. Here are some of the funniest "life pro tips" from all around the internet, reminding you why Twitter is not the best source of information.