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23 'Choosing Beggars' And Their Insane Demands

A 'choosing beggar' is someone who clearly never learned the phrase "beggars can't be choosers". It's an important thing to learn, if you want something, and you want it for a good deal, you can't be super picky about it. It's a pretty simple and reasonable concept, to be honest. While most people out there tend to understand this sentiment, many do not, and they make the world a really difficult place to live in.

Choosing beggars can be found online asking for someone to deliver a free product, they can be found trying to get free or criminally cheap childcare, or they can be found expecting someone to bring them a very specific meal. These entitled people can be found just about anywhere, asking for just about anything. Reddit's /r/choosingbeggars is a subreddit that documents the worst moment of these entitled choosing beggars making the lives of others more irritating. Here are just 23 of them doing what they do best, in their most entitled, delusional ways.

Truly wild

Hi, is this available? Is there any way you would be willing to give away the hair die and possibly consider dropping off at yeronga please due to no transport or money sorry for bothering you Message sent 05:04 You are wild for that one Sent 1h ago

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10:22 this was me 30 minutes before going to the hospital... i'm so sad i was finally seeing taylor and now i'm not. @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 please please give me another chance at a different concert, i've spend 400 euros to be there and now i can't im so heartbroken II 0:04 74 217 2.4K ılıl 788K angeline S wait don't you have tickets to two other shows im - 17h though? 3 27 292 113K n) OIKITAV Follow yeah i do, but they're nosebleeds, which i'm still very grateful for, but seeing taylor from the front row was a one in a lifetime experience:/ • 4:45 PM - May 11, 2024 143.9K Views ☑

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"Buy nothing"

Y NOTH Buy Nothing JECT Gratitude gproject.org Anonymous member • 8m b1 Iso- An uppababy stroller, bassinet, car seat, or any accessories? 1 о

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That should be criminal

13:13 1 Nannies & Babysitters 3d .. Hello! I am in search for child care for my one-year old son, I work Tuesdays and Thursdays, my previous sitter watched him for $35/$40 a days, so I am looking for $35-50 a day to watch him. Tuesdays and Thursdays from 8AM- 430PM. Please comment if you are interested. I live near I work in 1. Picture of- Below

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Comments did not disappoint

Okay I just want this grass digging up and put in brown bin, or you can take away use for turf etc for free. I want the fence putting back up and soil giving a good raking. Suitable job for a teenager or pensioner for a bit of extra money. area, £50 in cash when job done to my satisfaction. Happy to consider unemployed person or garden landscapers etc, just to let you know £50 is not negotiable, that's all I am paying that's £12.50 an hour for 4 hour job. Do it yourself then bc 17 h Like Reply 26 If its that easy of a job why are they not doing it 16h Like Reply 8 Looks like a job for a l in addict 1 d Like Reply 29 D good job they di... View 1 more reply... try £500 23 h Like Reply 15 they they for to... View 1 more reply... Good luck getting it done for that amount taking up grass isn't as easy as you may think there alot more work involved for that for four hours graft

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Sounds like they just need petsitting

hello! I am an unschooling mom of 2 (13g/10b) and would like to offer up our hippie house for rent for as many days as you'd like, up to 6 days at a time ($188/night) to any families interested in learning indoor bunny care we have 2 bunnies, elliott and roo, elliott a magpie holland lop and roo a chocolate brown domestic bunny and we've been a bun family for almost 3 years now and have learned so much about their care and truly enjoy having them as pets and would love to share what it's like to have indoor bunnies with other families who may be interested in learning about them. with a stay in our home we'll include a full write up about their care and needs and day to day and you'll just get to hang out with them and learn about them and most importantly have fun! we also have some pet snails that we have watched grow from eggs that were laid on christmas eve that are also very fun to play with and learn about as well we do have a very anti social kitty in one of the bedrooms who will stay under the bed and need a couple scoops of food and some water twice daily and a check up on the litter box, but she will otherwise most likely want to be left alone. our home is located in minutes outside of about 20 in a very quiet, suburb, gated community. to share a bit about our neighborhood, our community connects to a golf course and there is a a golf club across the street. there is also a walking/running/biking trail a 5 minute walk from our home and many other trails, parks. the splash pads and community pools officially open for the kids nearby and all around the city! we are in walking distance of a Walgreens pharmacy and a shopping center including a Smiths grocery store, and many restaurant choices for dinner out and if you go a little further you'll reach an even bigger entertainment area with a Whole Foods, Cheesecake Factory, P.F. Changs, Shake Shack and more. [continued in comments AA ]

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Sounds a little fussy

21:22 Weather • 6h • 40 Hi all. Struggling with money at the minute. If anybody wouldn't mind buying myself, partner and two kids food for tonight we'd be very grateful. Chinese preferred but not overly fussy and will settle for a pizza, burger or kebab, as long as you get me a can of guava Rubicon. PM me for address please. Thank you 17 neighbours

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Deep cleaning only

Anonymous member 20h 8 Posting again.. only respond if you think this is a match and SERIOUS inquiries only. I got a lot of responses the first time with no shows or responses. Very frustrating! Looking for a DEEP house cleaner for a 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath, kitchen, dining room and looking to stay under $100. No mean comments on price that's what we can afford and very reasonable too. Only looking for experienced Deep Cleaning! Location-Langhorne

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She can't imagine why $3 an hour isn't enough

Anonymous member 21h m I need to go on a rant. I start back working from home on Monday and thought I had a baby sitter to see about my 1 year old while I'm at work since I will be on camera. She stated she can do it since she gets out of high school early. I offered her $125 weekly because that's all me and my husband could afford and that covers breakfast and dinner and transportation back home. She stated she can only do it for 400 weekly and we provide transportation to our house and back to her home. With breakfast and lunch being covered. $400 a week, should could go into daycare. I'm very irritated at this point Like Send

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…What?

Follow Can someone give me an Xbox series X or a ps5 and a copy of little kitty big city so I can see how my dog reacts? XD • 10:47 - 10 May 24 123 Views 2 Likes 27 - ☐ It is on gamepass Q1 27 12h : 1 Ill 2 ធ ☐ ∞ 11h Need the series X first. My one is attached to the tv in the bedroom and Ivy doesn't watch that one 27 1 13 ☐ %

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It just never ends

Hey everyone! I am looking for a babysitter for my two girls! 3:30 pm- 11:00 pm! my daughters are 1 yr 8 months old and 2 months old. I'm hopefully looking for someone to open up their home to them and be responsible for pickup/drop off as we are currently going to be getting rides from coworkers since we're in the process of getting our truck insured. 5 days a week Wednesday-Sunday! Paid weekly $150-$200 or we can work out daily payments in the future! I prefer someone who already has kids or runs an in home daycare as my toddler LOVES other kiddos. They will not be passed off to just anyone so i will be asking for references and/or licenses for an in home daycare. thank you SO so much in advance! 1 ✓ Like Comment Send Share Cestina Colle

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Good luck with that

7:02 اس Job Search 13m⚫ Hi I'm looking for a babysitter. I can pay you every 10th and 25th 250$ every 2 weeks I have 6 six kids ages 9,8,7,4,2 & 1. Three boys and three girls times I will need are Monday,Thursday Friday and both Saturday and Sunday from 2:30pm til 6:45pm. If anyone knows of anyone looking for a part time summer job please send them my way. Like Top comments ▾ Comment Send So watching 6 kids for 6.25 an hour? Just now Like Reply Comment as Andre... (GIF)

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It gets worse and worse

9:201 facebook 5GW 934 + O Create story WLKY News Rob Holtzmann New Albany Jeffersonville Joanne We are looking for a nanny to help us throughout the first of each week with watching the kids & light house duties like cooking small meals, outside time, activities, tidying up the house, etc. We are located near M in I need someone that is dedicated & can be on time. No drugs or thieves. If needed I will run a background check. 8:45 a m-5:30 p.m. (Monday-Wednesday), maybe around 5:00 depends on mine & hubby's work. It will be a set weekly pay between $200-$225, we can negotiate. Pay will be on Friday in CASH I can meet or bring it to you. All meals & drinks/supplies are provided. I do have. cameras all throughout my house, so if you aren't kool with it then please move elsewhere. My kids are my life & I want them safe at all times! My kiddos are 3, a almost 8 & 9 year old. Little guy isn't fully potty trained & will need reminders to go to potty/ pull ups changed. Seriously though, we want good vibes & someone to care for our kids like your own. Serious inquires please. **Everyone that's about to comment about keeping my kids safe & check people through. This momma doesn't play around when it comes to my babies. So I will look through our candidates with a fine tooth comb. 2 13 comments 1 share

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And a 4-hour course…?

K Posts ୪ at my ISO of someone to come watch my 2 girls house. M-F 8:30-5ish. Must pass a background check and take a 4hr online course. Pay is around $60 a day from Must be over 18. Feel free to bring ur babies too, depending on how many. PM if interested. Would start July 11th. TIA Edit: I'm turning off comments, if you are interested please send me a PM. Like Q Comment 14 ✓ Copy

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Yeah, you tried

43m Does anyone want this king sized BoboPedic mattress? We don't need it but it's in pretty decent shape. Figured I'd offer it to people I know before I throw it on Facebook marketplace. PENDING PICK UP Are you willing to toss in shipping to Florida? 33m Like Reply sorry but no I'm BOBOPEDIC Ska broke lol. It's pick up only and I already have someone looking to come get it! 32m Like Reply Dang it. I tried. 25m Like Reply 1

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There's something repulsive about entitled celebrities

I need that clown cardigan, but by Saturday. That can't happen, can it? Puddles is doing an art show in L.A., I'd post about it... whatdyasay? Hmmmm? I'm a little bit known... I bet you have a large floating around somewhere... Eric, I don't know if this helps, but I'm ", if pulling that card helps... plus David Arquette is Bozo. Everyone I'll want one of these.... → *will. Like if you brought these to any clown event. You would sell out. Today 9:29 AM If you buy one today, it will arrive in LA by Saturday You think? Ok. No discount code for ? That's fine. Yes, it would be priority shipping from Orange County. You can get 10% by joining our email list I'll still buy it, but if you were a fan, ya'd just send it to me. Your entitlement is off putting. I recommend you shop elsewhere.

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< Hello how are you doing today! I was wondering if you would possibly want to be in an eSports organization and be a designer for us. 4:42 PM You accepted the request Depends on the pay, is it salary or hourly? :) nevermind. have a great day. 8:09 PM Just looking for someone who was wanting to be in the organization. Help design for us, not someone money driven. <3 8:11 PM 8:06 PM 8:10 PM Lol I'll tell me landlord I want to live in his house and tell him that he's money driven when he asks for rent theres a difference buddy. one makes designs that doesnt take much time at all. the other is a house, shelter, and a place to live. 8:15 PM 8:13 PM

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Hmmm…

< RI Buy Nothing Group 13m ... If someone can bring frozen pizza and fries to me I'd appreciate it and a box cake if you can spare it, I live in and don't drive, if you can't help don't comment please. Like Comment > Send I hate to call you out, but you already made this post and someone called it a scam and then you deleted the post and made another one..... 5m Like Reply 6 Author you can't call me out I deleted it because people where being negative who scams for frozen food and a box cake 3m Like Reply

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Just the essentials

Afternoon I hate to ask yet again has anyone have a few pull ups size 7 I can have and also abit of baccy please thank you in advance Like Top comments ▾ ☐ Comment Send Ive some 6+ if any good 14 h Like Reply Author yes please can you drop them off to 86 ringstone please 14 h Like Reply

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Slightly dramatic

> I can't even get this, no one 7:01 PM will help me ← Select a time Checkout I have GIVEN UP !! I HATE MYSELF. MY LIFE EVERYTHING!! I Think I'm going to just have to give my kids away... I can't keep doing this to them Order Summary Popeyes 2 items Send as a gift And customize a digital card Add a promo 3 1 > Subtotal Delivery Fee $31.48 $0.49 $0.00 Taxes & Other Fees $8.68 $5.22 Total $40.65 $36.70 Saving $3.95 with Uber One < Next = ||| 3 E >

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Long, but worth the read

Hey friends! We are deep in apartment-hunting mode and will be moving next month. So, my energy is super limited, and we need your help. There are three big categories you can support us with: connections, financial support, and helping with the physical move. The rental market is highly predatory and problematic, and getting our own lease may take a miracle. Most places require 2.5-3x the rent in income, plus a credit score over 750. We are both entrepreneurs with income that's variable but relatively low in the last couple of years, and realistically, rent is going to be half our income for a while. Plus, my credit took a heavy hit during the pandemic and never built much to begin with. That means we need an understanding landlord, a co-signer, or other significant bargaining chips like paying 3-6 months of rent ahead of time. Here's where you come in! 1. CONNECTIONS We are looking for a 2-3 bedroom place, ideally under $2k but we can go up to $2.5k if it's really perfect for us. Do you know someone who's renting a home or apartment within city limits and would be willing to work with us? Our must-haves are in-unit washer/dryer, a dishwasher, and a bathtub. A parking option that isn't street parking is also a high Posts About Videos More ▾ 1. CONNECTIONS We are looking for a 2-3 bedroom place, ideally under $2k but we can go up to $2.5k if it's really perfect for us. Do you know someone who's renting a home or apartment within city limits and would be willing to work with us? Our must-haves are in-unit washer/dryer, a dishwasher, and a bathtub. A parking option that isn't street parking is also a high priority. We are hoping for a June 1 move-in date. As noted in our recent roommate post, we're also open to living with a roommate or small family unit who's COVID-safe and wants to live with us and a baby. However, 4+ bedroom homes don't last long on the market and so searching for a larger place has been tricky. If you know someone with 2+ open bedrooms in their home who'd be interested in living with us, we'd love to connect. We are unlikely to qualify for or other low- income housing programs because of the inconsistency of our incomes, so while I appreciate the thoughtfulness, those opportunities aren't likely to pan out for us right now (plus we don't have time for the lengthy application and approval processes). 2. FINANCIAL SUPPORT We've been fundraising for moving costs and had some success! That said, the more we have on hand right now, the better. We would love donations as well as investment in future services. If you've ever thought about hivin life annah muling with. 2. FINANCIAL SUPPORT We've been fundraising for moving costs and had some success! That said, the more we have on hand right now, the better. We would love donations as well as investment in future services. If you've ever thought about hiring me as a life coach, working with me to support your writing, consulting with an area of my expertise, or you have another project in mind, reach out and let's make a plan! I also have nearly 3 years of archives on my selfie supporter site for a $20/mo subscription or $500 lifetime membership. Direct donations are welcome venmo or cashapp. on Finally, if you have a 750+ credit score and/or earn $72k+/yr via traditional employment, you could support us by co-signing for an apartment. We have lots of people supporting us in lots of other ways, so we would work VERY hard to ensure that you are never held liable for our rental costs. This is an amazing way to leverage your privilege to help us get into a non-predatory, stable environment as we start building toward more financial stability of our own (and raising a bomb-kid with a secure home). 3. MOVING HELP We don't have exact dates yet, but if things pan out as we hope, we're looking at a 2-week moving window (likely June 1-15) between accessing the new place and moving out of where we are now. That Posts About Videos More ▾ 3. MOVING HELP We don't have exact dates yet, but if things pan out as we hope, we're looking at a 2-week moving window (likely June 1-15) between accessing the new place and moving out of where we are now. That helps us take it at a reasonable pace and stay organized. I'm booked for most of May pet-sitting so will also be doing a lot of packing in early June. We will need: - friends with large vehicles to help us move furniture and other large loads -help with packing - help with cleaning - dropping off items that we are donating or selling - help with carrying/loading/unloading We may organize a couple of "moving days" where we invite/coordinate a group to help. I will probably also have some days where 1-on-1 packing/ organizing support will be a huge boon. Thanks so much for reading! Whether or not you're able to help in any of the above ways, there's one last thing you can do-boost the out of this post! Like, love, comment, congratulate us, help the algorithm know that this needs to GET SEEN by my 3k+ friends/followers. Save the post. Share it with anyone/everyone you know in And if you think you want to help but you're not sure exactly how, just get in touch and we'll see what we can work

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A crafty family…

7:00 in to 3 Sofa looking for crafty family $300 Send seller a message Q this still available? Send Alerts Send offer Share Save Description This sofa was attacked by a puppy and is looking for a new home with a crafty family ready to give it a second life. The frame is in perfect condition, the leather can be mended. |||

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That's just great

12:20 AT 00 9 ull 81% B ID .Selling/No rules/Just... 14h⚫ Free approximately 18 ft. above ground pool 4 ft deep. Free to first person who can empty and disassemble and remove in one day. Also must disassemble the deck and pill wood next to my building. Wood does not go with the pool .All accessories for pool pump and sand filter go with it. Will not be responsible for any accidents or miss happs related to pool removal. Only serious in queries please! Pickup in White Hall area 21161 Will not give out my phone number! Coleman Power Steel Swim Vista Series +5 $123 ADDT- Free above ground pool 3 Message 4 comments

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