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24 Phrases And Questions That Are Just Too Specific

Everyone has seen something out there that is just a little too specific, so specific that it makes someone feel a little uncomfortable upon reading it and thinking about it. Like a question that asks just the most peculiar things, the same kind of question that ends with "asking for a friend" because it's that odd. Or maybe it's just a very specific yet accurate description of something. A description that is a little too detailed, but makes total sense.

These oddly specific moments are silly and entertaining, and make people stop and think for a second about how true they are or are not. Reddit's /r/oddlyspecific is a subreddit made for sharing all of these way-too-specific sentences, questions, and comments found all around the web. Some of these get pretty weird, and some are even a little concerning. Here are 25 oddly specific moments from inquiring minds who just have too much to think about.

Honestly, yeah

Goth Jackie Burkhart @itstatyannag L I would give anything to be a golden. retriever belonging to an upper middle class white family with one of those bandanas around my neck named Max or some s

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Everyone knows that picture

Josh @joshpearson180.12h BC Why does this pancake look like Homer Simpson on a ring doorbell 201 19,4K 165K il, 2,5M

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It's actually wild

*Big Novelty Gone Fishin' Sign* @ItsDanSheehan The fact that homeowners associations exist is wild to me. You buy an entire house and some lady a couple doors down can tell you that you're not allowed to display your antique frog statuette and you have to pay a fine? insane.

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Is he wrong?

imani @geencream Follow they look like the antagonists in a kids film where the moral is to "be yourself" Preston Parra @ThePreston Parr Dec 24 • They fear this, that's why they're replacing it.

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Take caution when making wishes

paper-mario-wiki if u ever find a genie and you're really craving a dessert that looks like this: do NOT say "i'd like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns" while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it's ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

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Can anyone confirm?

r/geometrydash u/yoko-the-cat • 11h Could I face legal action from installing Geometry Dash on a train ticket machine?

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They WILL know you

LilJonson @LilJonson I moved into a two family house and it turns out our upstairs neighbor is a beekeeper. There's 20,000 bees in the backyard. She said they're friendly and will learn my face and behavior pattern and not bother me. I do not want 20,000 bees knowing my face and behavior pattern. thedreadpiratejames Follow the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees

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Lots of reasons to do it

Roxi Horror ❤* @roxiqt Summoning a demon doesn't have to be an evil thing. Sometimes, you need help to move a couch. Sometimes, you wanna see a movie but don't wanna go alone. Sometimes, you order too much pizza. If you think summoning a demon is an evil thing, that says more about you than them.

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This is a birthday card

ER LTIEN ING A GHTER IS E HAVING A BROKE BEST FRIEND THINKS CH ILOS PHONE WHI I'M TALKING ON IT. KAUGHTY #5 PLANT ME HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY FROM YOUR 120 LB FRIEND

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A specific fortune

Your health will improve in October.

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This is kind of creepy

༠༠༠༠ Showing my son what a woman thriving in her feminine looks like so your dusty daughter can't impress him with her insecurities disguised as confidence while wearing her birthday suit at a music festival in some middle of nowhere field 317 125

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Great to hear

Comentarios 12 Principales Más recientes Fijado por Internet Rob @Derp12 hace 3 a Thank you for uploading this! My homosexual father and I enjoy your content. 790 EJ Х

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Someone looking for inspiration?

r/AskReddit u/m_entp_programmer_92.1mo If you could donate your body fat after death, to be processed into nitroglycerine for military ordnance, what epitaph would you wish to have written on the shell/case? 6 ♡ 10 Comments

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Yeah, sure

NLWFTY @nlwfty Someone on this earth doesn't know that this is their very last week with a fully functioning and undamaged 2007 Hyundai Sonata

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Yep

Gabe Rivera @gaberivera You know how when you're a fast walker and the guy ahead of you is fast too but only 90% as fast as you, so you MUST pass him, but to pass him you have to walk comically faster than your normal speed, or else you'll be in his personal space too long as you pass? That's annoying.

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Strange hours

NATURAL GROCERS HOURS MONDAY SATURDAY 8:30 AM 8:36 PM SUNDAY 9:00 AM 7:35 PM WELD EVERYONE NO SOLICITING NO LOITERING (H)POWER MEMBERS ONLY APRIL 20-22 FREE REUSABLE BAG FREE STICKER EARTH DAY ΠΕΔΙΟ SALE WARNING PREMISES MONITORED BY GLOBAL AXIOM PETS SERVICE

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Where do people come up with these ideas?

r/NoStupidQuestions u/B _Jackson • 9h If I shaved my beard and strapped a pillow to my chin for a few weeks would my beard grow into the pillow and loosely connect me to it? ↑ 1,538 1,538 185 Comments 302

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Bad

g? r/AskReddit u/Caseated_Omentum • 14min *A Traducir How would you feel if the people on wikifeet gave your feet a very low rating? ↑ 6 ♡ 13 comentarios

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How? Why?

Dr. Mike McClelland @magicmikewri....2d You think you've seen it all and then your 13-year- old blind beagle throws up the French flag in the middle of the night.

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5 was just too low

SPEED LIMIT 6

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Poor guy

jj @333sick dating a girl is fun until she starts biting your arm 9:26 PM 10/21/22 Twitter for iPhone 3,635 Retweets 1,440 Quote Tweets 41.2K Likes 27 1 Jeremy Waters @Jeremy Waters42.6h Replying to @333sick Or until she cheats on you with your best friend on Thursday, October 7th 2019 at 6:40pm

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Still updating…

"Bro what's your update at?" Me preparing to tell bro that my game is updating at a rate of 0.05 bits per fiscal period and will be finished well after the descendants of our great grandchildren are able to safely play in the Chernobyl exclusion zone:

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Someone report this

wyabt @wy4bt Follow found this at the thrift and cannot find any info about it online. kinda scary. Highland THERE IS NOT A DEAD BODY ON HIGHLAND AVE

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How would they know?

ATE Y ZONE D VEHICLES VED AWAY. 8816T FOR LOCATION & URE TO RECOVER Y RESULT IN THE RICLE 5.101 ORCED 24/7 OLS OH 43201 IRVILLE ON 43002 -3555 63.50 NOTICE ONLY VEHICLES ASSEMBLED BY UNION MEMBERS IN NORTH AMERICA ARE WELCOME IN THIS PARKING LOT

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