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25 Bumble Encounters Showcasing The Online Dating World

Dating isn't all fun and games, and online dating specifically is even worse. Online dating was supposed to make dating more fun, more efficient, and easier overall, but with the way people act online that just isn't the case. Online dating occurs mostly these days through dating apps. While there are many dating apps out there the basic premise is that you swipe through other single people, and eventually match with ones who also swiped right on you. From there is the potential for messaging and true love.

While they all have this same sort of setup, Bumble is the app that encourages women to message first. Though this presents as perhaps a more progressive app, the encounters on it are just the same as all the others, shocking, invasive, red flags everywhere. Whether it's the out-of-pocket pickup lines or the concerning bios, dating apps are just all around scary places to be. If you're persistent though, you may just find the one on there, so maybe don't give up so fast. Here are 25 strange, scary and interesting moments from Bumble.

Ouch

You have 4 kids? 6:53 PM Here's a smile for you... hope you've had a wonderful day Yes, why yes I do And you want marriage? Hmm yes, I see you saw my profile haha Elizabeth no sane guy would commit to that Ouch! Why'd you even match? Was gonna ask you the same thing Focus on taking care of your kids not dating ☐ Hmm... thanks for the advice. GIF Delivered

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Alrighty then…

Everyone Trending About me Career successful. Retired at 32. I now fly planes and play music. Lifelong dreams of love, passion and excitement... And now I'm here, sifting through the leftover trash that no one else wanted, settling for whatever I can scrape from the bottom of this human dumpster. What a joke. Send a Compliment My basics 6'0" Active

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How interesting

9:39 Reddit = LTE 83 6'5" Interested in you Knows exactly what they want 10 DO My basics * Man Q Don't know yet My interests Cycling Go karting Sailing Deep chats Time offline

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A shocking bio

About me Divorced Women who have OF are awful and if you would date one don't match with me I have a toddler and I'm looking to have a blended family. I am WN Don't bother if you believe the holocaust was real I come with stable household, job of 10 years and my own vehicle.

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Yikes!

I got pregnant at 18 so my kid is 5. I have shared custody with my ex and have my kiddo 90% of the time I worked, went to school, and took care of her full time when he dipped originally Yeahhhhhh I'm good. Not looking to raise someone else's kid lol. Where we're your "standards and morals" when you were having 18 You have no room to at ask for standards Imao I just feel sorry for the weak man that you get to stay with you. Any real man wouldn't Delivered

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At least he's honest… I guess

About me Not 25, actually 33. Looking to date younger girls and not any my age, sorry just being honest.

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Lying about everything… but very secure

Everyone Trending John, 34 Lawyer About me 43 not 33 Let's meet and talk and crack some jokes. I am a very happy, positive, and secure person. Looking for the same. I work a lot but definitely enjoy having fun and relaxing. And my name may or may not be John lol (ok it's Amir) Send a Compliment My basics 5' 10" Active & Virgo Graduate degree ? Socially

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What year is this?

About me Looking for wifey material. Successful in my career. "Have my together." If you're kids are always going to be the most important person/people in your life that doesn't leave room for a partner. "Strong” independent women are not wifey material. Send a Compliment My basics 6'0" +-+ Sometimes & Scorpio Undergraduate degree ? Socially

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That ain't what trust issues are

Do you wanna hang out Not right now.. no Okay I know Its 3am Are you okay? Now you sound sus Yeah ofc Nah you prolly just have trust issues Ooo okay Delivered

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Someone out him

Video games About me Too be honest I've already got a wife I'm just looking for a sneaky hookup because she's boring :) HUGE marvel and f1 fan so if you know your stuff we'll get along Send a Compliment My basics 6'1" H Active & Taurus Technical college ? Sociall Never * Man Q Relatio Want someday =

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He's got a point about the DoorDash thing

Bunny Today Bunny asked: If you could fix a problem in society right now, what would it be? The economy and homelessness These DoorDash prices. 20.85 for a cheesesteak and fries is sick 11:00 AM 99 Ask another question Oh It seems we have slightly different answers Delivered

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Is this… real?

A non-negotiable... U cannot have blue eyes I'm sorry. I believe having light eyes is a sin against nature pls repent by getting brown contacts like a normal person

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Loud and clear

Jay, 38 * About me I hate woke. I hate K-Pop. I hate political correctness. I hate people who think their presidential candidate will actually make a difference. I hate sanitized conversations. And don't push your religious on me. My basics Graduate degree ? Socially Never & Man Don't know yet tiv

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Honesty is the best policy

= 4:10 Interested in you 38 69 coffee&gossiping ✔ I'm a big fan of other people's drama If you wanna invite me for Netflix and chill at your place...I'm robbing you ya

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What

Aleks asked: What is the most taboo thing you've ever done? Dated my aunt lol

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He got scared

Honestly i am currently looking for a serious relationship on this app I've seen you in Instagram. You're very cute, open and kind, sorry for disturbing. I just don't know what to do, what find, I don't know what to offer you, Im not sure to stay here for a long time, but I tired to be alone all time. Sorry again, wish you all the best, you deserve it Delivered

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She's right

I'm a great +1 because... you don't have a +1

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A valid offer

laying in bed w disney+ could be better if u sent me a cash app for food delivery I can send you a job app? Delivered Your message GIF IN 9

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Oh.

Today You look like pewdiepie Aha, I've never heard that before ngl but imma take it as a compliment cuz I think he's pretty good looking Delivered He's not

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That was unexpected

Tell me about the craziest thing you've ever done. Okay. So... two lizards were trapped inside our basement and were almost dead So without informing my parents I brought them with me to my room and gave them water n tiny fruit pieces n somehow saved them. They took around a week to recover and after that they kinda became my pets. So i had two pet lizards and nobody knew about them except for my bestfriend and cousins. Delivered

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Well then

Yesterday You're so cute. With that being said, may god continue to send you horrible men, until you decide to choose me. Hii Delivered

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That's a fair deal

Hey Hey So I'm interested in a sugar baby relationship? Is that something you're looking for? Report I can't give you money but I have some spider man fruit snacks you can have Delivered

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That's a risky ice breaker

Hey!! It's going good, just doing some school work right now. You? I'm good! Just chilling. Matched with my cousin on here earlier, so it's been a wild week Delivered

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This is perfect

Cielea member 28 Jan 2020 Sorry I couldn't find an opening lime With an opener like that, I think we could make a good Delivered

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Unfortunate

About me Every time I think I've found the perfect woman, she turns out to be three raccoons in a trench-coat who rob me again.

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