A Tribe Of Goats Swarms The Streets Of San Jose
We were warned. We didn't listen.
Six weeks after goats reclaimed the streets of Lladudno in Wales, a veritable sea of goats launched a takeover through the streets of San Jose, California, marking the first goat uprising to hit the United States during the coronavirus.
Iβm dead πβ οΈ When I got back from the store all the goats had broken through the fence and were recking havoc on our street
This is the craziest thing to happen all quarantine πππ pic.twitter.com/Hc7XpuiBdTβ Zach Roelands (@zach_roelands) May 13, 2020
The goats were brought into San Jose by resident Terry Roelands, who annually brings goats to his house to clear brush on his backyard hill. A cunning goat was able to tap the electric fence, allowing for the mad dash for freedom. Sadly for the goats, the escape attempt was short-lived, as a rancher was able to round them up in a quick five minutes.
Clearly ignoring the growing threat of global goat domination, Twitter took to yukking it up.
Kids today. https://t.co/8iU6rTsnZG
β James Cobb (@NYCjamescobb) May 13, 2020
Look at Jordan, Kobe, and LeBron https://t.co/sVvO8EthBm
β Angie Thomas (@angiecthomas) May 13, 2020
Coming soon: Americaβs Goat Talent https://t.co/AJL3L3ETz7
β Zach Haberman (@ZHaberman) May 13, 2020
Wow! Theyβre working on Herd Immunity!
β Tim R (@raventimr) May 13, 2020
Good social distancing vs bad social distancing. Stay safe ππ» pic.twitter.com/sWZHBXeBT2
β Zach Roelands (@zach_roelands) May 13, 2020
While this goat uprising was quashed, it's unclear if there will be more in the future. Be on the alert.
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