This was an April Fools’ Day joke as part of 2025's "Know Your Musk" gag.

Here at Know Your Musk (formerly Know Your Meme), we like to think of our workforce as a family. That's why we're excited to announce that, in the next few months, the KYM family will be getting just a little bit bigger.

Yes, the rumors are true. Our beloved mascot and head meme researcher KYM-Tan is expecting her first child, and we couldn't be more thrilled to welcome little EpicWin.eXe into the world.

As you might know, there has been a lot of talk on social media about the identity of the father. While this might seem like innocent speculation, it is putting undue stress on KYM-Tan, who, after months of sending unanswered calls and texts, has been trying to reach out to the father on his preferred platform, X (formerly Twitter). So far, she has not heard back.

For the time being, KYM-Tan has made it clear that she is not ready to reveal the identity of the high-profile billionaire investor father of her baby.

She kindly requests that you respect her privacy while she attempts to accept his offer of a luxurious horse in exchange for zero custody, naming rights and the ability to use little EpicWin.eXe as a human shield whenever the need may arise.

While we can't tell you any further details just yet, KYM-Tan wants everyone to know that, despite the online tension, she is "excited" for the opportunity to offer the anonymous meme king his 15th child and hopes to one day become his fourth wife.

Congratulations, KYM-Tan! Stay tuned for more exciting announcements about the coming meme prince.

Sincerely,
The Know Your Musk Team 👶

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