Greentext stories are arguably the only worthwhile thing to come out of 4chan, which is a generally disturbed platform. Most of these stories are a little dark, a little funny and provide a weird glimpse into the daily life of a 4chan user. They range from wholesome to completely depressing, and until now, we never would guess that the chaos in every greentext story could be replicated by a computer.

But now, an OpenAI language model has created AI-generated greentexts. They're honestly better than what the actual site has to offer, even though they're sometimes a little random and nonsensical. It can be argued that this quality makes them even funnier, and since we're all so used to reading not-so-entertaining nonsense from 4chan users with a collectively bad sense of humor, this provides a nice change to the trend. Plus, how many of those greentexts are really real, anyway? Here are some of our favorite AI-generated greentexts you'll prefer over the classics.