Two Krampus memes in the following collection.

10 Memes About Krampus Closing In

Krampus Day has just passed, and now Krampus is said to be out looking for naughty children before the holidays. Many of us aren't particularly familiar with Krampus, since we didn't grow up in a society where we were meant to dread evil Santa Claus every year. To explain, Krampus is basically the anti-Santa in some European regions. He's a horned monster who kidnaps evil children in December, tosses them in a sack and drags them away to his cave. Charming, right? It's certainly the best holiday tradition out there.

Apparently, Christmas has a very different meaning depending on whether or not you live in a pro-Krampus region. If you're a kid, hopefully you don't spend your Christmas every year sheltering in place from this guy. We're here to tell you that you're safe. Probably. While you await Krampus's inevitable return, we've gathered some of the best new Krampus memes from this year's Krampus Day and more.

Just Doing His Job

Directors when they cast the villain for a Christmas horror film You're here to shoot the kids Made with elf labor

Fatal Mistake

When you're dyslexic and accidentally write to Satan instead of Santa

Female Krampus

SPEX ... @xrayspexray Look at that little guy in the basket. He is *delighted*. He's never being a nice boy ever again. Most people know of the European Krampus who collected and punished bad children. There are quite a few German cards from early and mid-century that show a female version of Krampus.who punishes bad men

Female Krampus is much less scary. And there's no way the artist didn't draw that guy's happiness on purpose.

Why Are There So Many Of Them?

Sure, it's a tradition, but why are there so many people in this town who are willing participants in a Krampus run?

At Least the Kid’s Gonna Meet Krampus

Kid: I find Krampus much more interesting than Santa. Naughty it is

He'll get to see his hero now.

Good Luck Sleeping

Children under 8 during Christmas in America Yay I can't wait for Santa! I love Christmas! Children under 8 during Christmas in Eastern Europe

Wholesome Holiday Tradition

Daddyl The treo is omptyl Where aro my prosents! Sorry kiddo, havent you seen your grades for last semester? You're on the naughty list this year! I wonder if theres any That means a weekend with eggnog left mr Krampus! Hope you like bruises

Why do people like to terrify their children so much that they've kept this story going?

Good Point, Krampus

OH SURE, EVERBODY SAYS THEY WANT TO KEEP CHRISTMAS TRADITIONAL BUT WHEN I DRESS LIKE THE KRAMPUS AND PUT THEIR BRATS IN A SACK AND BEAT THEM WITH REEDS, SUDDENLY I'VE GONE TOO FAR

Terrible meme, but it's got a point.

Sure, Okay

Authoritarian Santa Claus Krampus -German -Wears red -Distributes gifts to children -Terrifying -Punishes bad children -From snowy land -White beard, is basically Marx Economic- Economic- Left Right Easter Bunny Tooth Fairy -Requires compensation for work -Furry -Vegan, eats carrots -Gives children fake rainbow eggs -No specified gender -Buys children's body parts for a pittance (tax free) -Sneaks into children's rooms at night Libertarian

I Thought This Was The Star Wars Holiday Special

The Star Wars Holiday Special is honestly much scarier than Krampus.




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