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13 Ridiculously Hilarious Sentences That Have Never Been Said Before
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The English language is a strange thing. Countless possible combinations of words don't really belong together. Most of the time, these will never appear because no one has any reason to be thinking of something that specific and strange. But sometimes, we can bear witness to a remarkable feat in language, where someone says something so ridiculously weird that there's just no way it's ever been said before because no one in their right mind would have any reason to say this.
The following images from Reddit's /r/BrandNewSentence contain sentences that have never been said before. Of course, there's no documentation to prove this claim, but these phrases are just so absurd that there's no way they've ever appeared in the wild before this, so you're about to see history in the making. Here are some of our favorite brand-new sentences.
Lease a Falcon
(Source: Reddit)
In some countries, people really do have falcons, in case you were unaware.
Chicken Soup for My Middle-Class Soul
(Source: Reddit)
It's good to know someone had fun there. A lot of fun.
Monica’s Dark Energy
(Source: Reddit)
Imagine a Karen writing this review because you failed her vibe check.
Pepper's Monster
(Source: Reddit)
Here's the best addition to the "Frankenstein's Monster" discourse.
Talk on the Phone Pants
(Source: Reddit)
This seems like a weird job to have a dress code for at all. Lots of us work from home in our pajamas, so we could practically do the same in an office when we're only interacting with others over the phone.
