Have you ever done something stupid as a kid? Of course you have. And while some of those things might keep you up at night, you've probably been able to move on from those. These kids never will, mostly because the stories of what they've done were so hilarious that they've become incredibly popular online. It's embarrassing for the kids and parents involved, but also some of the best entertainment for the rest of us.

And when these kids are old enough, they can look back on these and be haunted by the disturbing memories of childhood, hoping they can move on from these awkward stories that have already earned them a spot in online fame. There's no moving on from here, and for the rest of their lives, they'll be known for trying to eat a turtle like a burger or peeing on a decorative pumpkin and then slipping in it. These are some of our favorite stupid kids that have succeeded in making things really weird.