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15 Brutal But Accurate 'Rare Insults'

It goes without saying that people you interact with online aren't always nice. Usually, they're pretty mean, but very few of them actually have the talent to say something that can ultimately destroy you in the best way possible. But once in a while, someone with a serious talent for roasting comes along. They somehow manage to come up with the best insults we've ever seen, and then they disappear from the comment section after dropping them, never to be seen again. Maybe some of these people aren't the nicest, but we have to admire them for these genuinely impressive comments.

We call these "rare insults," because they truly are remarkable finds. Maybe next time you get into an argument, you can remember some of these legendary remarks and destroy your opponent's self-esteem. Courtesy of Redditors who always love to watch people be offended, here are some of the best insults you can't even be mad at.

Don't Insult Danny

Princess of Qajar. A symbol of beauty in Persia. 13 young men killed themselves because she rejected them. Image S 1 Award Looks like Danny Devito can time travel. 6 Reply 4 229 3

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That's Very Specific

you sound like the kind of person who's always wanted to step on a crunchy leaf but never got the crunch 22h Reply

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Sounds About Right

Mark Zuckerberg always looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone.

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The Opposite of Relationship Goals

tuck Fried Ocen SECRET RECIPE COLONEL SAND Kentucky ] TRIES AHDERS ORIO yFried C .NEL SANDE cky Fr 3 months ago The McDonald's ice cream machine is more functional than these two. 6 4.2K T 回 70 ...

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Croatia

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And That's Why He's On Dr. Phil

Comments 29K •1 year ago (edited) The kid looks like someone who would have the world record for the most n-words said in a Fortnite match 6 18K 7 目 69 69 REPLIES

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I'm Sorry for This, Keanu

MIDWAY Qbert TELL Comments 48K He looks like everyone's first attempt at drawing Keanu Reeves

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Confidence Booster Right There

Emos not dead You look like Paula dean's lesbian tablecloth.

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Even the Uploader Knew It Was Accurate

Comments 44 2 weeks ago this guy looks like if frodo gave into the power of the ring 1 TARE

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Mitch McConnell? Is That You?

1330 comments You have the aura of a turtle that got 699 Pinocchioed into a real boy 12h Reply View replies (7) V

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Like the Start of Jeff Goldblum's The Fly

THOUSANOS LO" Atability EV How to Meet Women in the Grocery Store: What to Talk About with Women at Grocery Store Replies • 8 months ago Alan looks like a bug that transformed into a human but stopped on 90% 4.5K 7 回 21

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Jimmy Fallon's Weirder Twin

8.5k 100 1, Share + BEST COMMENTS V 63d You look like Jimmy Fallon if he was an unemployed surfer. G Reply 424 ...

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It Does Though

TR|BECA Ba TR O Getty Images Toronto, Canada, 10 hours ago Her smile has all the warmth of a Great White Shark. New 971 16 3 replies View all replies

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Another Zuckerberg One

8. 8h Zuck looks like hes resisting the urge to blink horizontally 24/7 G Reply 1 6

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Hair Like E. Coli

JERRY SPRINGER Comments 383 9:37 That guy's hair looks like what you would see under a microscope for a bacteria sample

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