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15 Cringey People Who Think They're Smart But Definitely Aren't

We all know someone like this — someone who genuinely believes they're the smartest person on the planet, but clearly isn't. Of course, they brag about their nonexistent intelligence constantly. It's never successful. No one on Earth will believe these people are as smart as they think they are. Of course, IQ tests are never an exact measurement of intelligence, but when someone claims their IQ is 170 and they have 12 degrees in subjects they appear to know nothing about, I highly doubt they're telling the truth at all.

Thanks to countless encounters with these such people, Redditors have cataloged some of the most awkward failures these people wound up making when they claimed they were smarter than everyone else. Of course, they'll never see where they went wrong, but we'll never let them live it down. These are some of the funniest examples of people who think they're smart acting like they're quite the opposite.

Dating App Idea

7:15 LTE 72% r/TrueOffMyChest Dating apps shouid allow me to filter by IQ. Pretty self explanatory. I'm only attracted to highly intelligent people such as myself. In order to register to this hypothetical app you would be required to take an actual, certified IQ test. Only one chance. Vote < 1 R Share BEST COMMENTS V Well you're pretentious aren't ya 6 Reply Add a comment II

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Hopefully, Spelling Isn't On the Test

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The Therapist Said So

T really am insanely intelligent This is a fever dream People are jealous of me because I really am special Not many people are like me That's what my therapists keep trying to tell me

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You Wouldn't Understand the Answer

10:45 Tweet 1·2h What's the difference between a i9 and i7? 62 2] 2 139 · 2h A silly question to ask. The variance between the worst and best of i7s or i9s is so large that you cant compare the entire generation of chips. Kinda like asking difference between 2 gens of a car, but not being a car person so not being able to understand nonaesthetic features Like the only thing i can tell you that youd understand is i9 better than i7, but you already know that. So youre asking a question you wont be able to understand the answer to. 8:41 PM · 1/19/22 · Twitter for Android

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Baby Food Culture

Trying to be more "positive" but recently I was on a long plane ride and almost every normal looking adult was watching, like, Black Widow or Jungle Cruise as their in-flight entertainment. Baby food culture. 3:22 AM - Jan 16, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 99 Retweets 293 Quote Tweets 2,447 Likes Tweet your reply Reply 19h Replying to They weren't watching with their kids. They were watching it very very specifically alone and for themselves. A 40 year old, watching Jungle Cruise or Cruella. This used to be considered embarrassing. 47 27 32 471 2h Replying If on a plane I was forced to either endure your feature film or sit next to you while you whined about what other people were watching, l'd start a fire in the lavatorv so the air marshals would arrest me.

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My Brain Just Plays Elevator Music and Quotes from The Room

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Big Words in This Wikipedia Entry

04:39 S & 100 CITO V v ILI CIT attaches to the gods, who hold sway over kings themselves. 31] Analysis The oration is a good example of how Caesar creates a speech in the genus demonstrativum as hymnic prose throughout, but with a decisive Caesarian character: His piece is of immaculate elocution and never loses its clarity and dispassion, even though the magniloquence of the topic could have easily enticed him to render it more exuberantly. Caesar contrasts the two complexes-gods and kings-with almost mathematical precision, neither losing the systemic construct in the sentential context nor in the chosen word order, even framing his introduction with a skilled TIEpiodos by combining the regia and the divina gens in the last sentence and reprising the initial T Save Language Find in article Theme Contents

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Probably on a YouTube "Genius Test"

3 weeks ago As a human being with an 1Q of 148, 1l am statistically a genius. Also I got all answers correct so yeah. 凸 20 回4

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Happy New Year

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... Not a single person knows the amount of discomfort whilst completing the human cellular manipulation of connective tissue through the cardiac membrane of the Mayo fascia one center meter thick tissue that is cored in the Vagus nerve and is the leading cause of coronary infarctions among the American population. Fact check me if you can Do you want to see more or less posts like this in News Feed? Show More Show Less 2 Comments O Like Comment A Share

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How Dare You Use Proper Measurements

How to measure sticky ingredients when baking. Press your measurement cups into the flour, then pour the sticky ingredient in TATO .. 9h If you need scales and measuring cups to bake something that you're baking every day you're not actually a baker, you never learnt how to actually bake. You're just an instruction follower that knows how to do what you're told instead of knowing how to problem solve and do things without being told. A Like Reply 118

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In a Discussion About Fireworks Regulations on YouTube

e• vor 8 Tagen your inability to construct meaning from the words I wrote speaks more to your developmental shortcomings than it does to what I wrote. Somewhere along the way you must have encountered a sophist who genuinely uses obfuscatory but meaningless constructions, and now you think that's a legitimate critique anytime you read something that statins your cognitive parameters.

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He's Proved Multiple Philosophers and Theologians Wrong

I guarantee you can't disprove one, not a single one, of Russell's theories, conjectures, or logical statements. I'll out $50 on it. Money vs mouth bro. 14t Gilla Svara PIve done it multiple times in front of philosophers and theologians from around the world with little challenge, and never overturned, a side hobby, somewhere else please 14t Gilla Svara

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Now We Know What Condescending Means

I whole heartedly take this as a compliment because me dulling down basic articulation makes you think a thesaurus involved, I guess it sounds pretty condescending (Do you know what that means? It means talking down too 9) 15m Like Reply

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