We certainly don't recommend eating any of these things. Hopefully, none of them spark your appetite, because that would probably be a sign you're actually a psychopath. These foods are just that bad. There's no reason anyone in the world should ever cook these, but for some reason, they're real, they've been eaten, and some of them were even served in restaurants. Any restaurant that does this should probably have their cooking privileges taken away, except for maybe the thousand-dollar steak, because that's more the customer's fault than anything.

Hopefully, you're never in a place in life where you're considering making or eating something like this. There's just no excuse. Nevertheless, we've gathered some of the wildest things you shouldn't eat, because they're pretty hilarious to consider. Here are some of our favorite things that would disappoint or even disturb any chef or foodie out there.