18 Christ-For-Arms Memes To Show You Why They Threw Beans On Him
They made fun of him. They threw beans on him. He's Christ-For-Arms, and he's starring in a movie about an important lesson, accompanied by an EDM soundtrack by Daldo. No one was particularly surprised to learn of an obscure Christian film known as Christ-For-Arms, which joins the ranks of similarly terrible Christian films like Dorbees: Making Decisions, Joshua and the Promised Land and Gaither's Pond.
However, this just isn't the case. It's all a lie. While it would fit right in, Christ-For-Arms is tragically not a real film. There's no terrible animation out there showing a little boy being tormented with beans because he has two golden crucifixes for arms. Instead, it was created as a joke by Alan Wagner, and it spread like wildfire two years later, causing "They threw beans on him" to trend as the top post on Twitter a few days ago. Here are some of the best new memes to come out of our collective concern for Christ-For-Arms.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
“Crossy! Biblesaurus! You Made It!”
For those who are out of the loop on this one, interdimensional cable is a recurring joke about strange improvisational television shows from other dimensions on the TV series Rick and Morty.
The G-Rated Adaptation
Christ-For-Arms is quickly being labeled the Christian Chainsaw Man.
“I Swear to Christ-for-Arms!”
A Hero Is Born
Twitter artist LeadHead19 explains, "Dennis was just a boy at the lowest point in his life, having to repay his Bean debt to the yakuza. But after his run-in with the Crucifixion Devil… He's Christ-For-Arms."
When Christ Is Wrong
It appears the masses disagree with Jesus here, because throwing beans on Christ-For-Arms is just too fun.
Gotta Go to Mass
Can't Argue with That
He Looks So Devastated
Additional comments have been disabled.