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18 Christ-For-Arms Memes To Show You Why They Threw Beans On Him

They made fun of him. They threw beans on him. He's Christ-For-Arms, and he's starring in a movie about an important lesson, accompanied by an EDM soundtrack by Daldo. No one was particularly surprised to learn of an obscure Christian film known as Christ-For-Arms, which joins the ranks of similarly terrible Christian films like Dorbees: Making Decisions, Joshua and the Promised Land and Gaither's Pond.

However, this just isn't the case. It's all a lie. While it would fit right in, Christ-For-Arms is tragically not a real film. There's no terrible animation out there showing a little boy being tormented with beans because he has two golden crucifixes for arms. Instead, it was created as a joke by Alan Wagner, and it spread like wildfire two years later, causing "They threw beans on him" to trend as the top post on Twitter a few days ago. Here are some of the best new memes to come out of our collective concern for Christ-For-Arms.

“Crossy! Biblesaurus! You Made It!”

NEW EDM SONGS FEATURING THREE Inter dimensional cable be like: CHILDREN'S CHRIST FILM S CHRIST-FOR-ARMS CHRIST VHS They made fun of him... $2.99 For his arms. BEANS They Threw Beans On Him from DALDO Daldo "A movie about an important lesson...'

For those who are out of the loop on this one, interdimensional cable is a recurring joke about strange improvisational television shows from other dimensions on the TV series Rick and Morty.

How Could You?

me and the boys at 2am BEANS BEANS Threw Beans On Him

The G-Rated Adaptation

Reject modernity FIT JUMP COMICS Embrace tradition CHILDREN'S CHRIST FILMS CHRIST-FOR-ARMS They made fun of him... 6 THREE SONGS FEATU TURING NEW EDM SON from DALDO CHRIST VHS $2.99 For his arms. They Threw Beans On Him "A A movie about an important lesson..." 2 -Daldo

Christ-For-Arms is quickly being labeled the Christian Chainsaw Man.

“I Swear to Christ-for-Arms!”

@SHEsus Christ Christ-for-arms is my new favorite swear word. WIMBLEDON 9:01 AM-Oct 23, 2021 CHILDREN'S CHRIST FILMS CHRIST-FOR-ARMS They made fun of him... 144 FEATURING THREE NEW EDM SONGS from DALDO CHRIST VHS $2.99 They Threw Beans On Him ww "A movie about an important lesson..." 425 Retweets 239 Quote Tweets 2,949 Likes For his arms. -Daldo DINOSAURS

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A Hero Is Born

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Twitter artist LeadHead19 explains, "Dennis was just a boy at the lowest point in his life, having to repay his Bean debt to the yakuza. But after his run-in with the Crucifixion Devil… He's Christ-For-Arms."

When Christ Is Wrong

Most people rejected His message. Don't throw beans at people WATAN Shut up!

It appears the masses disagree with Jesus here, because throwing beans on Christ-For-Arms is just too fun.

Artistic Rendition

CHRIST-FOR-ARMS they made fun of him...for his arms.

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Gotta Go to Mass

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It’s Been a Rough Week

pod!! @Podnip_. 17h "THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???" "WORLD WAR III ERECTION" Trending THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM 3,954 Tweets Trending WHAT DOES THIS MEAN 8,524 Tweets Politics - Trending World War III 31.8K Tweets Trending Erection 11.5K Tweets 100 1,657 9,940 ₁690K ↑ :

Bush Learns about Beans

Conzo @Gravelord Neato They threw beans on him sir RE 2:54 PM. Feb 21, 2023 440 Views ل MA ...

No One Knows

Nathan Wind @matty_angles. 6h Me scrolling through a sea of random tweets trying to figure out why THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM is trending II GIF ALT 10 1 37 503 ₁33.7K (→ :

Shame

love each other @suicidalbone Replying to @Hydro_City_Zone and @mandyizhere You're laughing. They threw beans on him and you're laughing. : ...

The Christian Version of Netflix and Chill

Jon (parody) @hijonimdad I lied. I actually don't like sex. Put your clothes back on, we're going to watch Christ-for-Arms tonight CHILDREN'S CHRIST FILMS CHRIST-FOR-ARMS ALT They made fun of him... 14 THREE FEATURING NEW EDM SONGS from DALDO CHRIST VHS $2.99 For his arms. tt BEANS They Threw Beans On Him PALDON "A movie about an important lesson..." *** -Daldo

Can't Argue with That

Things That Are Better Than Zooph"-s @Better ThanZoos. Feb 21 Christ-For-Arms is better than zoopes They made fun of him... FEATURING THREE SONGS NEW EDM CHRIST VHS $2.99 For his arms. 16 41 430 il 5,536 ↓ ↑

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The Better Version

Amand e @mandyizhere Christian chainsaw man - CHILDREN'S CHRIST FILMS CHRIST-FOR-ARMS They made fun of him... FEATURING THREE NEW EDM SONGS from DALDO CHRIST VHS $2.99 11:18 PM. Feb 19, 2023 3.4M Views For his arms. 13M "A movie about an important lesson..." BEANS They Threw Beans On Him Daldo ...

The Only Thing We Care About

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM ME WWIII

He Looks So Devastated

Trending THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM 1,799 Tweets V.

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