Two posts from Comedy Heaven in the following collection.

20 Ironically Funny Jokes From Reddit's 'Comedy Heaven'

Reddit is home to lots of communities inspired by the classic comedy cemetery. One of those is /r/comedyheaven, which is full of the lowest effort social media posts and jokes you'll ever see, many of which occurred naturally on those weird parts of the internet. These are some of the strangest posts collected by Redditors that are still oddly entertaining.

God Bless

IT IS WITH GREAT SADNESS MY SON DIED OF THE CRONIAVIRUS AT THE AGE OF 39. 58 65 Comments O Like Comment GET WELL SOON Author HE WILL NOT. HE IS DEAD. GOD BLESS 7L

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Calm Down Neil

Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson · Dec 1 In a mirror, you can kiss yourself only on the lips. 1.8K 27 4.8K 38.4K Neil deGrasse Tyson @n.. · Dec 20, 2019 You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips. 2.6K 27 21.1K 118.2K Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neil... · Jul 12, 2013 Just an FYI: In a mirror, you can only kiss yourself on the lips. 314 27 2.5K 1.6K Neil deGrasse Tyson O @n. · Aug 30, 2011 For Narcissists Only: Laws of reflection require that if you kiss yourself in a mirror, it will always be on the lips. 66 27 714 375 Neil deGrasse Tyson O @n. · Feb 23, 201O Another thought to disturb restful slumber, especially if you are vain: in a mirror you can kiss yourself only on the lips. 27 106 80

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Yeah, That Happened

P 1 review 2 months ago absolutely disgusted with the service I received from service advisor Tracy. I came in for an oil change and without saying a word she KICKED my two year old across the room!! horrible service. 1

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Mr. Beast

Replies Вася Рибацюк. 13 minutes ago Do you really think. That you will escape God's judgment for your sins.

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Yes, Please Explain

In case you missed it Dwayne The Rock' Johnson Explains Why He Pees In Water Bottles During Workouts

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That's One Way to Pass the Time

Gentle Circumcision 12 August · Instagram Our patient enjoying a game of #roblox during his Circumcision #happyfriday

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Discolored

£10 Viewed by 68 people settee O Glasgow, Scotland · 25 minutes ago cushion on the right slightly discoloured Make Offer Message Seller

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Creature

r/TwoSentenceHorror + Join u/TylerSpicknell · 22h O SPOILER It almost feels like Christmas except I've got no eggnog. Thankfully, I can just milk some more from my creature. Comment 1, Share r/TwoSentenceHorror + Join u/glorplforp 3h O SPOILER The family enjoys their milk at the table. Little do they know, it was harvested from my creature. 1 11 3 1, Share 1 r/TwoSentenceHorror u/SaltySaluter • 12h + Join Iran out of ketchup, so I went down to the basement. The creature whimpered, he knows its time for another milking session. 介 56 10 1, Share r/TwoSentenceHorror u/ChielArael · 25m + Join "Hey chef", I called into the kitchen my meal began being prepared by a creature Vote Comment 1, Share

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Poo

Proud to be a recent graduate of the university of p00 X UNIVERSITY OF UNIVERSITY OF DXFORD STREET POO POO

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Baby Dinosaur

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The Nuclear Option

Telegraph World . 5 hours ago With Kamala Harris looking unelectable, the Democrats are considering the nuclear option Entertainment Trending Goku 19.7K Tweets

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Sorry Harley

Mom Our puppy Harley came down with an unknown illness today and is not doing well. He is at the vet. Please pray for him oomers Lauren LS Oh no! Hope he's okay Is it bad? Grandpa GR Brisket I made today.

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Big Nose TV Man

The greatest weapon is not a gun or a bomb. t is big nose tv man Big nose tv man is dangeros please dont let him stab you with his big nose in the tv

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To All Spoky

Oct 21 at 5:13pm O Happy Holleeew to all spoky NFL

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Christ for Arms

CHILDREN'S CHRIST FILMS CHRIST-FOR-ARMS CHRIST VHS They made fun of him... $2.99 For his arms. FEATURING THRE SONGS NEW EDM BEANS They Threw Beans On Him from DALDO "A movie about an important lesson..." Daldo

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Mind Blown

Today 11:30 AM your son has passed away Delivere

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Healthy

Zhang Yong 3K @zhang_yong1 - 1E favorite kfc burn down ,. finally try new location . chicken pink raw, . however taste very good .. Zhang Yong 3KA @zhang_yong1 - 31m i am very ill PFK

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Divorced Burger

Oh dang I actually have my parents divorced also Well they divorced Here's a burger I ate earlier

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My New Favorite Twitter Bot

Colon : @TheRealGDColon · 10h Replying to @UnderTale i'm just here for the ost ♡ 4 27 poopfungus50 @pO0pfungus50 · 9h poopfungus50 27 1 10

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Foiled

Taming Fred Savage @FredTaming [ first day as a superhero ] villain: why is my calendar wrapped in aluminum? me: i foiled your plans [i am immediately killed ] 1:33 · 24 Jan 20 Twitter for iPhone

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