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27 Times Kids Acted Stupid In The Most Adorable Ways

Kids can be a little stupid sometimes: taking things too literally, being a bit too honest about everything, and generally not thinking stuff through too much. But hey, ain't that just normal when you were born approximately yesterday? The world is a vast and wonderous place, you find new things every day and not everything can be easily figured out, especially adults who aren't there to explain how things works.

And that's why the /r/KidsAreStupid subreddit has been so good at collecting stories of kids doing the silliest of things. Laugh at them if you will, but ask yourself: wouldn't you have done the same as they did if you were 5 years old, Mr. Grown-up?

VelociRyan

Jaron Myers @jaronmyers There's a kid on my nephews soccer team that thinks he's a dinosaur so he's just out there screeching and biting other kids on the field I love my nephew, but I'm only here to watch VelociRyan L

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She Had A Flashback

a plate of bamya @NourAbadiii Today my 3 year old niece cried because she remembered she hit her leg somewhere 3 days ago. She said she forgot to cry about her leg that day.

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The Master Of Subterfuge

5 y.o. I have a Mother's Day gift for you! Me: Awesome, buddy, don't tell me what it is though, okay? 5 y.o. I won't... it's a magnet. Me: Okay bud, see, you just told me what it was. 5 y.o.: BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE PICTURE ON IT. Me: You're right. I can't wait. 5 y.o....It's a picture of me.

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"Back In The Days"

Donald Zimmer @zimmer_donald I explained to my daughter that when Netflix started they used to send you DVDs. 6yr old: (old lady voice) You know, back in my day, the internet used to come in the mail.

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She Doesn't Like His Little Brother

Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream There's sibling rivalry, then there's my 4-year-old daughter faking a phone call from her one-year-old brother's nursery to tell us that we don't have to collect him today because he's going to live there now and he 'won't even miss us'

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Take Advantage While You Can

TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad Toddler: Daddy I want toast. Me: ok, buddy. Here's some toast. Toddler: I don't like butter on my toast Me: (flips toast over to the dry side and hands it back) There ya go. Toddler: Thanks Daddy!

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Honesty Is An Expensive Gift

My wife and I were viewing property when on inspection of the view out of the back window I noted a tube track. I asked whether it was noisy but the women said that they hardly hear anything. Her little daughter said "That's not true mummy, that's why we are leaving!"

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Stopping To Take A Look At This One

My son didn't want to be a tiger or a superhero, he wanted to be a traffic light

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Stole His Thunder

joe heenan @joeheenan There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet. I asked my boys who did it & my 10yr old son said it was him. My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him & his big brother is taking the credit. Have a great week everyone!

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That's Illegal

> Watching a documentary on ancient Egypt when my 5 y/o stops in front of the TV, drops her jaw and says, "THEY WROTE ON WALLS? You're not supposed to write on walls!"

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They Think We Were Born Grown Up

MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER JUST ASKED ME “HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE A KID?" I SAID “I WAS 1,2,3,4 ALL THOSE AGES" THEN SHE SAID "NOOO! HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE?" I SAID "7" SHE THEN PROCEEDED TO HAVE A FIT “N00000 WHEN YOU WERE A KID??!!!"

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Cool Dog Too Cool To Hang Out With A Toddler

Fey @Trev97 I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me. 09:25 4/10/19⚫ Twitter for iPhone

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Add As A Friend

Bobby Schroeder @ponettplus apparently my nine-year-old nephew wanted permission to make a facebook account and my sister was like "no, you're nine" and then he figured out how to make one behind her back and got caught immediately when he sent her a friend request

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They Are Turning Me Into An Ant

kat @nofankyouimgood Replying to @sumerianbby cried when i was five because my sister was pregnant they told me i was going to b an aunt and i heard ant and freaked tf out

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Plot Twist: She Got Locked In The Closet For This Tantrum

My 3 year old was singing about dinosaurs loudly at the grocery store and I told her I loved her singing, but asked her to please use her inside voice. She randomly came out with "Im sorry mommy! Please dont lock me in the closet!" And a whole bunch of people turned to look at me. I've never once locked her in a closet! Theres no room in our closet even if I wanted to!

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You Like Bats Now

MuminBits @MuminBits My 3yo asked what my favourite animal is and when I said penguin she yelled 'NO IT ISNT' and then she yelled at me until I agreed that my favourite animal was a bat and I don't like bats. Or 3 year olds.

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Everyone Agreed

Jared Goldstein @heyjaredhey. 1d When I was 10, I told my mostly white class that I was Japanese and a little white girl raised her hand and said "You can't say Japanese. You have to say Asian." and everyone agreed. 911 17,264 Show this thread 126K

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Checks Out?

Stay at Home Meh @caseyjparker the teacher asked my kindergartner what his favorite season was and he said "garlic salt"

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Source? Rainbow, Of Course

1-10 (explaining) Circle the smallest number. 3 10 Tell or show how you know the answer:

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Zero Respect For Mr. Jones

sadhoc when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people's names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george bush, because i did not respect them timetravellingcactus lower case (derogatory)

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There Seems To Be A Pattern, Further Tasting Required

My 4-year-old took a bite out of all of the muffins to determine his favorite. The verdict: Banana nut They were all banana nut.

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I'm Spaghetti?

5) Follow Yesterday I said to my kindergarteners "alright my little noodles” and one of my boys whispered to himself in wonder "I'm spaghetti?" 20:34 11 Oct 24.7.1M Views

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Please Let My Family Go

Not my kid, but my brother. It was Christmas Eve mass and he was about 3 or 4. Brother snuck out of his seat, laid down on the priest's feet, and loudly sobbed "We go home now?!". I have never seen my mom so red. The priest just laughed it off and said that was his cue to stop talking. Jazzlike-Honey-9157 Report

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They Will Tell You Everything They Know

BigTherapyEnergy I love working with kids. I'll tell them "I like your shirt" and they'll reply "thanks, my mom kicked my dad out of the house. Do you have candy?"

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I'll Visit You

CeciATL @CeciATL my daughter asked why she can't just quit school and i told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said "i'll visit you"

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Sorry, Kid, She's Not

My 4 year old daughter saw someone wearing a full niqab at a playground and said out loud "is she a ninja? It's not even halloween?" I was so embarrassed GlitteryFireUnicorn, mostafa meraji Report

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Kid Learns About Random Chance

「告訴自己兩歲的女兒,扭蛋結果是隨機的,她可能沒辦 法得到自己想要的東西後,直接原地崩潰了」。 "After explaining to my two-year-old daughter that the gacha results are random and she might not get what she wanted, she collapsed on the spot." 4:05 PM · Sep 22, 2020.Twitter for Android

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