List of things that lasted longer than the Confederate States of America

Amidst Confederate Statue Removal Debate, Twitter Lists Things That Lasted Longer Than The Confederacy

As America enters another week facing its racist history during the George Floyd Protests, familiar battle lines are being drawn between the Black Lives Matter movement and the anti-protest legion who have come out in support of police.

At the center of this heated controversy is a renewal of the debate surrounding the Confederate States of America, the former conglomerate of southeastern states which seceded from the United States in the mid-nineteenth century after the abolitionist movement pushed for the abolishment of slavery. The resulting split led to the American Civil War, which the Union won in 1865, and the states that seceded rejoined the United States.

The Confederacy has reverberated throughout American history, with its existence becoming an integral part of southern American heritage. However, many Americans feel that the glorification of the Confederacy is tantamount to glorifying not just the southern United States but also the racism it ostensibly stood for. Amidst the George Floyd protests, several statues honoring prominent members of the Confederacy have been removed and NASCAR has banned the presence of the Confederate flag at its events, re-sparking the familiar debate about what the Confederacy represents.

However, some have noted that the Confederacy only lasted from 1861-1865, a total of four years, the lot of which were marked by the Civil War. Twitter user @Cooperstreaming shared a post which noted that many things such as Nirvana and "my emo phase" lasted longer than the Confederacy and challenged users to name other things which lasted longer than the Confederacy. The resulting thread puts a strange perspective on the continued presence of the Confederacy in American culture.

Cooper @Cooperstreaming · Jun 13 Name a thing that lasted longer than the Confederacy. Just a reminder that the Confederacy only existed for five years. It's not Ireland where centuries of ancestors lived and died. It's not your heritage. Nirvana lasted longer than the Confederacy. My emo phase in the early 2000's lasted longer than the Confederacy.


Diego Bernal @DiegoBernalTX · Jun 14 The .@Spurs Fiesta logo: 1990-2002 SAN ANTONIO SPAS

Allison R @itsallisonreed · Jun 14 I've had unrequited crushes that lasted longer than the Confederacy.


Nando v Movies @NandovMovies · 15h From its inception in 2014 to its current "release date" in August of 2020, the New Mutants movie's production has lasted longer than the Confederacy.


Lore in the Time of Cholera @loresjoberg · 12h People saying "Wassuuuuuuuuuuup?"

Mattt (Commissions open! (8/10) @MatttGFX · Jun 14 this person has listened to daft punk for longer than the Confederacy existed @zto · Jul 19, 2017 Done listening to Daft Punk 142 27 11.4K 13.7K @zto · Jan 8, 2008 Listening to daft punk 28 27 11K 11.8K

Shivam Bhatt @elektrotal · Jun 14 I've run d&d campaigns longer than the confederacy

Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann · 21h Blake Bortles' career has both lasted longer AND he has a better W-L record than the Confederacy. But I don't see anyone building well-deserve statues in his honor, you COWARDS.

Carey Haber @habermetrics · 22h © The Islanders' dynasty did not lose a playoff series between May 8, 1979 and May 19, 1984.

Level 9000 Ya-drew Druid Drew Davenport @The_Daven...· 21h I've been sending in Yahoo Answers into MBMBAM for 3 years longer than the Confederacy lasted.


Of course, some have a less technically-true but still viable take on the matter.




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