The Best Tumblr Ads

Tumblr is truly a magical place where you can see the extremes of what the internet has to offer. In addition to the oodles of pornography that has allegedly placed them in hot water with Apple resulting in their mobile app being deleted from the iOS app store, the site also has an epidemic of advertisements that make no goddamn sense. In addition to ads for, say, homeowner's insurance which are surely raking in the dough from the site's 13-26 demographic, Tumblr has ads so inscrutable no human could possibly comprehend what they are attempting to sell. From vaguely threatening clickbait to bizarrely horny patriot fanfiction, here are some of the weirdest ads that have run on Tumblr.