While everyone is drinking their lockdown blues away, they certainly aren't sampling the following drink combinations that are sure to make you ill. Today, #If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink took over as a trending hashtag with many chiming in on what they felt would be the ingredients needed to make the perfect drink to represent this topsy turvy-year. Here are some of our favorites that received a lot of love on Twitter today. Apologies to those who drink and genuinely enjoy Jägermeister.

First up was this disgusting combination that even Jack Sparrow wouldn't drink.

Moonshine brewed in a prison toilet #If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink pic.twitter.com/HX3MH2zCUW

— teatime75 (@teatime75) July 21, 2020

 
Everyone had sadly done this at some point and we should never have to experience it again.

#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink It would be a water bottle filled with Vodka, but you were told it's water. pic.twitter.com/lBGPcczNWt

— Joe Russell (@weathergeek312) July 21, 2020

 
Genuinely afraid to find out what is in that trash bin, but it appears we'll get the chance this year.

It would definitely be the Airport Jungle Juice #If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink pic.twitter.com/AJmkqDYWtU

— Austin 🍺 (@am_jpeg) July 21, 2020

 
One user even suggested we have all been under the influence of a spiked drink.

#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrinkHonestly, 2020 not a drink. It's a fuckin roofie. pic.twitter.com/kUv4wN8cJV

— Just let me sleep in (@EwAMirror) July 21, 2020

 
At least we can enjoy this very cleansing drink in a nice location.

#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrinkPurell on The Beach pic.twitter.com/jnXyDOdav6

— Maine Coon Cats (@MaineCoonCatsOH) July 21, 2020

 
The calorie intake alone is enough evidence.

#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink it would absolutely be a Four Loko… pic.twitter.com/7j3SYHx6gQ

— Vanessa (@Nessanator) July 21, 2020

 
Why exactly do people set drinks on fire?

#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink it would be the kind they set on fire but the fire never gets extinguished and burns the whole bar down. pic.twitter.com/KakHnpr1lF

— GeekyGirlGab ⭐️ (@GeekyGirlGab) July 21, 2020

 
Where are the cats? We need their help.

#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink, cats would knock that toxic mess over in a nanosecond. pic.twitter.com/NMxaVxEbGC

— "Mad Cat" Cattis (@GeneralCattis) July 21, 2020

 
Well, this entire year does feel like an injury.

Rubbing Alcohol. Straight up. #If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink pic.twitter.com/LjujdKLmyK

— MaryAnn Hemmingson (@MaryaMahtini) July 21, 2020

 
Very sorry to hear this Cleveland.

#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink it's not even a question. It'd be the polluted toxic water that caught on fire in Cleveland. pic.twitter.com/Fazk0Zc1Hq

— 𝙄𝙢 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 💙 (@Rick76_) July 21, 2020

 
My stomach hurts looking at this lineup.

#If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink it would be the leftovers found after college spring break party: Four Loko, MD 2020, cheap vodka, and Icehouse…all mixed together and served at room temperature pic.twitter.com/KX0k0hVUsA

— Ecuadorian DeLorean (@EcuaDeLorean99) July 21, 2020

 
I can smell this tweet from here.

If you willingly drink Jager, block me. #If2020WereAnAlcoholicDrink pic.twitter.com/HLY0wQD2G2

— MelaninChronicles 👑 (@MbNiza) July 21, 2020