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Who Is 'Cybersmith' AKA The 'Human Pet Guy'? The Niche Internet Lolcow Explained

X users had been presented with horrifying information about a man only known as Cybersmith this past week after one unknowing user's decision to share Cybersmith's selfie led to a fresh batch of internet users learning about the Lolcow's lore.


For those curious about why the jolly mustachioed man scandalized the internet this week, here's a recap of the internet personality that grew a cult following on the internet for his bizarre opinions, including an iconic Tumblr post from six years ago where he explains why his hypothetical "human pet" would not infringe on anyone else's "personal liberties."

Who Is Cybersmith, And When Did He First Go Viral?

Cybersmith is presumably an American internet user that gained notoriety for his controversial public opinions. Perhaps the best example of this is the first post that got him viral fame. In 2017, Cybersmith took to his Twitter to defend against accusations that his "bowler hat" was a fedora. But his defense quickly segued into a bizarre theory about how his keeping a forcibly disabled human pet would not in any way encumber another person's "liberties."

unclefather me wearing a dog collar and leash looking up at my manfriend in his trench coat and fedora: let's go out in public where you can walk me like i'm a dog in front of people who are visibly uncomfortable thecybersmith IT'S NOT A FL*PPING FEDORA, IT'S A BOWLER HAT!!!!!!! an-average-sized-person Keeo goobin' goober. A fedora is a fedora is a fedora. thecybersmith Anyway, with regards to the original post, what would actually be wrong with that? There's no mention of public nuity, nor of treating the human pet in a way that would be considered strange for a dog. Should people be obliged to modify their behaviour so that the irrationally prejudicial do not experience discomfort? an-average-sized-person "Irrationally prejudiced" moth shame in it on this website. ker admit you have a petplay fesh. there's no thecybersmith Okay... just please consider the following scenario. It's five to ten years from now. You're sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my human pet (whose g als are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants). If my family and I then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home? Hick it all, let's consider a more extreme scenario. It's five to ten years from now. You're sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, without my wife and children (for whatever reason, they haven't accompanied me), with my surgically modified human pet (wearing a collar) being lead in by it's leash. My pet has been spayed/neutered (though you can't tell because its getals - along with its bo ies if its a female- have been covered up), it has no vocal chords, and it walks on all fours not by choice, but because its toes have been removed, along with the tendons in its ankles being severed (it may also have had its thumbs and the last two segments of each finger amputated, making it easier to care for -no fingernails to trim-). Perhaps I've even (humanely) removed its eyes, making it less independent. Even in this scenario, I haven't infringed upon your liberties. "Irrationally prejudiced" is precisely what you are. Source: unclefather 7,202 notes tl


The question of whether mutilating a fellow human for the purpose of keeping it as a pet seemed to have escaped Cybersmith at the point of his questioning, but the horrors depicted in his monologue became internet legend. Screenshots of the interaction floated around Tumblr and Reddit for years after the post, and Cybersmith's infamy only grew.

What Are Some Other Notorious Cybersmith Posts?

Other Cybersmith Tumblr posts that were shared with other parts of the internet include a lament about how his attempt to "impregnate" Tumblr with his wisdom has failed, and how he believes that the "uterus" of the internet is barren. Another post simply shows a hilarious mix-up where he confuses the stock market for gun ammunition.

t2 A regrettable fact Despite having worked for months to impregnate this website with the seed of my wisdom, the womb of Tumblr has swollen only with out-of-context mockeries of my person, and a throwaway comment concerning Ashley Rae's frontal jiggly- bits. Follow Alas, when I shower the denizens of this domain with the glorious benediction of my thoughts, I find the uterus of the internet is barren. did you. really have to phrase this in this way How would you have phrased it? Source: 2,084 notes facts-trump-feelings said Any idea why Trump banned bump stocks? libertybill Uh 4D chess? Something about winning and the best deals? Idk. Whatever excuse to reconcile the fact that the NRA still backs Trump and that it violates the Constitution. thecybersmith Don't Bump stocks hurt your fingers if you use them enough? It's better to just use an actual automatic firearm, or a spear (a skilled spearman can launch a swift volley of thrusts too quickly to be easily parried).


Why Did Cybersmith Go Viral On X?

Cybersmith shared a series of selfies on his X profile in July, and his unassuming yet peculiar appearance piqued the interest of unknowing internet users who simply thought that his unique look was cool.

F @GeebMinister Crying tears of joy because someone actually looks like this I_Am_CyberSmith @I_Am_CyberSmith. Jul 27 On my way back home from a conference. By train! 7 8:07 PM - Jul 28, 2023-965.1K Views 1,914 Reposts 64 Quotes 38.8K Likes 1,020 Bookmarks ... alex @midsmoker34 imagine dapping him up and bringing it in for a hug 12:38 AM. Aug 11, 2023 · 12.6M Views 1,470 Reposts 810 Quotes 34K Likes : 1,956 Bookmarks


As more users in the know about Cybersmith's internet history chimed in to enlighten the masses, other users shared updates on Cybersmith's antics.

PRZY pudding person @JUNIPER Aug 12 this is the best post of all time. just person after person in the replies learning for the first time who this guy is and cannot believe what they're reading about him alex @midsmoker34. Aug 11 imagine dapping him up and bringing it in for a hug 519 2,346 48.3K www ₁4.8M Pizzaria @pizzamentals I feel like more people should pay attention to this specific event in CyberSmith lore tbf I_Am_CyberSmith @I_Am_Cyber... . 1d Wait, Vienna isn't in Italy? 2 22 1 3 I_Am_CyberSmith @I_Am_Cyber..... 1d No, different cities, you were right. tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Venice tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Vienna 221 deathcore_doggy @SAMOYEDWAVE 10 9:53 PM • Aug 12, 2023 · 221.7K Views 354 Reposts 9 Quotes 11.4K Likes 221 Bookmarks ↑₁ 8 Replying to @I_Am_CyberSmith when you look cities up do you usually do it through the dr who wiki :



For more on Cybersmith A.K.A. the Human Pet Guy, be sure to check out Know Your Meme's encyclopedia entry for more information.




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