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Lizzo Shows Off Booty-revealing Dress At Basketball Game, Leading To Takes
Noted butt-haver Lizzo showed off said butt at a Lakers game last night and it is apparently a major cause of discourse.
The pop star was spotted on the crowd-cam during last night's contest, and took the opportunity to dance in a revealing dress that showed off a good chunk of her butt.
LIZZO GOTTA CHILL.. NOT AT A LAKERS GAME pic.twitter.com/xxtTa6Pfr5
— GLOCK (@GlockRivers) December 9, 2019
The clip, which features golden reactions from Chris Rock and Kobe Bryant, has divided Twitter, as butts tend to do. The takes are about what you'd expect. First, people were aghast and embarrassed to see about 90% of Lizzo's butt in public.
Imagine paying for dope seats at a Lakers game, kicking back chilling eating your food watching the game, and you look up and see Lizzo’s bare ass in front of you pic.twitter.com/RnVpuVrr0L
— IGZ (@igzrap) December 9, 2019
Lizzo will continue to get away wit a lot of shit because when big girls show their asses, it’s ‘body positivity’.
— Meg (@_meganmayhem) December 9, 2019
Lizzo’s bare ass cheeks on them seats is a prime example of why you don’t let mf’s sit on your bed with outside clothes on. 🤢
— Frankly (@PettyMurphy54) December 9, 2019
However, because Lizzo's butt is a Politically Important butt, the counter-takes came just as swiftly.
The body shaming in the responses to this tweet is so disappointing. There is so much flesh shown in sports and around it – ever seen women’s poll vaulting, also dancers, cheerleaders, shirtless men with painted body. But, somehow @lizzo is out of bounds?! Give me a break… https://t.co/GYTZ3LRk9X
— Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) December 9, 2019
the only reason why lizzo did what she did, (which lets be honest, isn't revolutionary in the SLIGHTEST) is because she knows how u fatphobic mfs would react. as in it was like it was written in the book of fortune. predictable ass niggas
— asmara ☭ MANI HATE ACCOUNT!☭ (@LMAOOOWHA) December 9, 2019
Skinny girls show ass all day, on every social media platform. Yet one big girl do it and y’all upset? Because just cause y’all skinny don’t mean y’all healthy and it’s all for fuckin clout anyway soLet Lizzo get her money. https://t.co/Gzp9jBg0nU
— Monye West. 🔥 (@LoveOnMo) December 9, 2019
Then there's this godly take, which is that the timing of LizzoButtgate will cost people their lives.
We were about to have a real dialogue about the pervasiveness of drug use in rap after Juice died, finally after losing so many great artists we were about to come to a resolution then Lizzo showed her cheeks. Lord knows how many more lives will be lost because of that decision.
— Fut🎉re 🎄ctive Sh🎁🎁ter (@AlrightIGetIt) December 9, 2019
Thus, the timeline has been brought to its knees yet again by a butt. In other news, Democrats are drafting articles of impeachment.
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