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Twitter Erupts In Bloodbath While Ranking Chex Mix Pieces
Every once in a while, Twitter will take a break from arguing about politics, feminism, masculinity, video games, anime, television, music, sports and all other frivolous topics under the sun and get into a topic that really matters. Such was the case Thursday as people debated the correct ranking of Chex Mix pieces.
Chex Mix has six pieces: the mini breadstick, the rye chip, the square pretzel, the corn chex, the wheat chex, and the circle pretzel. Like a snack Justice League, they undeniably create a whole that is greater than the sum of their individual parts. But also like the Justice League, it is undeniable that some pieces are better than others. Twitter user @naahrun posted the question, "What's your favorite Chex Mix piece?" And then the wars began.
what’s the best chex mix piece pic.twitter.com/8ts2cAd26z
— nurhan (@naahrun) May 20, 2020
The innocuous question soon became a ranking game, and passion took hold.
1. Corn chex 2. Circle pretzel3. Breadstick4. Square pretzel5. Wheat Chex6. Rye chip I usually put the breadstick in the circle pretzel and act like they fuck pic.twitter.com/Ieq6Bnd6H2
— common sense architect (@ind_edm) May 22, 2020
easy.corn chexcircle pretzelrye chipsquare pretzelwheat chexbreadstickTHAT BREADSTICK IS NASTY, YALL. also that corn chex fuckin FILLED with seasoning that you always find one of, those are fuckin BOMB. https://t.co/UyvCvKd3bV
— Jules Rios (@JulesShadowRios) May 22, 2020
1. Circle pretzel 2. Square pretzel 3. Bread stick 4. Corn Chex5. Wheat Chex when all the good stuff is gone6. Throw Rye chip away https://t.co/s1su9oyQeO
— Ryan Sauders (@i_luv_doll_fins) May 22, 2020
1. Rye chip2. Rye chip3. Rye chip4. Rye chip5. Rye chip6. Corn chex absolutely blasted with seasoning at the bottom of the bag https://t.co/RufdBfXXDu
— not leviosᴬ ϟ (@jennybeawr_) May 22, 2020
Anyone who likes the Rye chip should be swiftly thrown into prison https://t.co/SnZjEgKH3U
— Worst Critic (@DaWorstCritic) May 22, 2020
Wrong, it’s the rye chip. 😂 https://t.co/e5rxRRxND8 pic.twitter.com/fJWnIvCMwg
— Margarita 🇵🇷 (@AHappyMargarita) May 22, 2020
where’s the chedar triangle??? https://t.co/I1pjzaMX3g pic.twitter.com/LCvp1PDQ5e
— Shaé (@PrettyGiirlRi) May 22, 2020
1. Rye Chip (controversial, provocative, delicious)2. Corn Chex (that crunch sumthin serious)3. Wheat Chex (yum)4. Square Pretzel (cool)5. Circle Pretzel (I mean…ok, but see #4)6. Mini Breadstick (get thee behind me Satan) https://t.co/0IW2z9OHzd
— TERRELL (@terrellgrice) May 22, 2020
As of now, there has been no resolution to the conflict sweeping through Twitter, and the body count remains unknown. Regardless of your Chex Mix preference, stay safe out there, friends.
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