Everyone make sure to turn your phones off after 11:00 PM, because if Rudy Giuliani has your number, he might butt-dial you. Following an interview with an NBC News reporter Rich Schapiro to discuss an Iranian opposition group, Giuliani accidentally dialed the reporter again and left two voicemails.

 

Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed an NBC News reporter -- twice -- leaving long voicemail messages in which he's heard discussing Joe Biden, business in Bahrain and his need for cash. By @richschapiro https://t.co/52GCnjhoJC

— NBC Investigations (@NBCInvestigates) October 25, 2019

 

In the first message, Giuliani can be heard speaking to an unidentified voice, discussing the need for more money. In his second voicemail, the former Mayor of New York City and now attorney to Donald Trump spent several minutes making disparaging remarks about the Biden family. After NBC News released the story today, Twitter couldn't help but make a butt-load of jokes. Below are some of our favorites.

 

hearing reports that giuliani has crashed through the ceiling of the new york times with a box labeled CRIME SECRETS

— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) October 25, 2019

 

"In 2017, Rudolph W. Giuliani was named as a cybersecurity adviser to President Trump." https://t.co/SH32ICRmup

— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) October 25, 2019

 

i got 6 days to get my sexy "Giuliani butt dial" costume together.

— Julia Azari (@julia_azari) October 25, 2019

 

 

booty guiliani https://t.co/YmbpDDvbhL

— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) October 25, 2019

 

remembering the near decade where you had to love Rudy Giuliani because he was mayor during 9/11

— listening to Joji in Queens strip mall (@ByYourLogic) October 25, 2019

 

 

I thought I could handle everything 2019 had to offer. Then Giuliani butt dialed NBC News and may have implicated himself in multiple crimes regarding Bahrain, Turkey, and Ukraine. https://t.co/dMP689Loye

— Scott Stedman (@ScottMStedman) October 25, 2019

 

 

Today would be a good day to arrest Rudy Giuliani.

— Jeffrey Wright (@jfreewright) October 25, 2019

 

 

Isn’t every Giuliani call a butt-dial? https://t.co/bNiieGnpBn

— Rocky Mountain Mike (@RockyMntnMike) October 25, 2019

 

 

Found the whistleblower: Rudy's ass https://t.co/Hp3lHTzELy

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) October 25, 2019

 

it never gets any less accurate https://t.co/OmkxyODcWV

— Keith Harris (@useful_noise) October 25, 2019

 

While we’re telling Rudy butt dial stories… he once texted me a voice memo recording of himself talking to a guy. I couldn’t make any sense of it or figure out how he managed to text me a recording inadvertently. https://t.co/SZT09jnOEv

— Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan) October 25, 2019

 

It might be time to hire a personal assistant, Rudy.