Final Calendar Update
January: Mangy Black Sheep
February: Cordyceps, the Worthless
March: Lil B
April: Spider-byte
May: Natsuru Springfield
June: Shadow Man
July: Muffinlicious the ____ fan
August: Sakamoto
September: GaryTheStormtrooper
October: Sir-Soundwave
November: Sam, That Loser You Can’t Hate
December: あのスネーク恋人, The Nononifier
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Well, alright. Now I know that some of you may be disappointed that you didn't make it in. But I hope you understand my decisions and enjoy the project regardless. Keep in mind, volunteers for "KYM Sings!" will be open for quite some time.
Speaking of "KYM Sings!" I'll bring a major update to that as well.
First of all, I'd like to introduce a new addition of musical talent, "Rowboat Miami". As talks with him in the past, he has informed me of his guitar skills. I would like to mention him specifically, as not only could he provide potential aid in composing some of the original songs I have in mind, but also performing them as well.
About the previously mentioned "Album Covers", again still a thought in development. But I do stand by two tenants as of now. They will feature users who were unable to make it into the calendar, and there will be one to each song produced. I must ask however that the songs themselves must be made before the "album cover", only makes sense.
Ok. The songs in question. Below I shall divide up the songs that I have in mind for us to preform.
Covers:
"Spooky Scary Skeletons"
"Space Jam"
"Rules of Nature" (?)
"Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku"
and "Don't Lose Your Way"
(For this song in particular, anyone is free to join. However I would like to see some specific users participate. GIGA☆☆☆GAMA, あのスネーク恋人, The Nononifier, WhipperSnapper, and PaperLucario)
Ok, Now here are the parodies (Written by myself):
"We're Mods!"
A parody of "We Are!" One Piece's first opening. And as the name implies, for this song I would only ask Mods to participate. I'll include a version of the original as well as the new lyrics + notes below.
Karma, fame, power… Don, the King of the Mods, obtained this and everything else the site had
to offer, and his words drove countless souls to the galeries…
“You want my statius? You can have it! I left everything you need together in one place. Now you
just have to find it.”
These words lured users to KYM, in pursuit of dreams greater than they'd ever dared to imagine!
This is the time known as the Great Mod Era!
Come log on, and bring along all your links and tags,
Together we will find everything that we're looking for!
Custom title!
Lurking left behind,
It'll only slow us down,
Your mouse will be your guide,
Raise the post and take the sauce,
That legendary thing,
That the end of the forum reveals,
Is only legendary,
'Till someone proves it real!
Through it all, through all the troubled times,
Through the downvotes, and through the spam,
Know that I will be there to stand by you,
Just like I know you'll stand by me!
So come log on, and bring along all your links and tags,
Together we will find everything that we're looking for!
There's always room for you, if you wanna be my friend,
We’re mods, we’re mods of KYM!
We’re mods!
Some mods may know what's best,
That is something I'll concede,
But I won't second-guess,
When it's time to take the lead,
If we should meet again,
I will tell you how I am,
All the pages that I've been to
And edits I now have planned.
We may find that shitposter's all around
With our backs up against the wall,
But I see a golden opportunity,
To prove that we will never fall!
So of course go straight ahead, break through OP’s might
We're all together, and ego is not what we're looking for!
An epic time's at hand, if you wanna be my friend,
We’re mods! We’re mods of KYM!
We’re mods!
So log on, and bring along all your links and tags,
Together we will find everything that we're looking for!
There's always room for you, if you wanna be my friend
We’re mods, we’re mods on KYM!
We’re mods!
We’re mods!
WE’RE MODS!
1. For the intro "speaking" I'll be taking up that part. All except the words of Don, who I would like to ask for his assistance in that part.
2. For the mods that want to participate, it's a little more complicated. As while I'd want all of you to sing the reprise, I would want specific groups of you to sing different parts.
And
"12 Days of KYM Christmas"
A parody of "12 Days of Christmas"
Lyrics below:
On the first day of Christmas
KYM gave to me:
an OP in a faggot tree.
On the second day of Christmas
KYM gave to me:
Two hentai quotes
and an OP in a faggot tree.
On the third day of Christmas
KYM gave to me:
Three hashtags
Two hentai quotes
and an OP in a faggot tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas
KYM gave to me:
Four threads in riff-raff
Three hashtags
Two hentai quotes
and an OP in a faggot tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas
KYM gave to me:
Five gaming goats
Four threads in riff-raff
Three hashtags
Two hentai quotes
and an OP in a faggot tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas
KYM gave to me
Six galleries trending
Five gaming goats
Four threads in riff-raff
Three hashtags
Two hentai quotes
and an OP in a faggot tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas
KYM gave to me:
Seven shitposters posting
Six galleries a’ trending
Five gaming goats
Four threads in riff-raff
Three hashtags
Two hentai quotes
and an OP in a faggot tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas
KYM gave to me:
Eight mods a’ modding
Seven shitposters posting
Six galleries trending
Five gaming goats
Four threads in riff-raff
Three hashtags
Two hentai quotes
and an OP in a faggot tree.
On the Ninth day of Christmas
KYM gave to me:
Nine liked images
Eight mods a modding
Seven shitposters posting
Six galleries trending
Five gaming goats
Four threads in riff-raff
Three hashtags
Two hentai quotes
and an OP in a faggot tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas
KYM gave to me
Ten followers following
Nine liked images
Eight mods a modding
Seven shitposters posting
Six galleries trending
Five gaming goats
Four threads in riff-raff
Three hashtags
Two hentai quotes
and an OP in a faggot tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
KYM gave to me
Eleven Tumblr tantrums
Ten followers following
Nine liked images
Eight mods a modding
Seven shitposters posting
Six galleries trending
Five gaming goats
Four threads in riff-raff
Three hashtags
Two hentai quotes
and an OP in a faggot tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
KYM gave to me
Twelve deserved deadpools
Eleven Tumblr tantrums
Ten followers following
Nine liked images
Eight mods a modding
Seven shitposters posting
Six galleries trending
Five gaming goats
Four threads in riff-raff
Three hashtags
Two hentai quotes
and an OP in a faggot tree.
Hope I didn't bug up the textile, and have fun with this update!