I need something to keep my mind busy, and I think I have a pretty solid command of the written English word. I'm afraid it's a little hard to provide "credentials" of any sort here, but if you'd like me to do some proofreading on something, whether it be an editorial, a story, or a school paper, drop me a PM and I'd be happy to give your work a look. We can work out whatever details you like there.
I give you my solemn word that I will not share the files with anyone unless you ask me to.