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Will you?

But you don't have a dick. U ded.

>implies that I have a mouth

I'll upvoet all ur posts and gib u krama.

+1 saved from cancer.

Not even out of pity would I suck your dick.

Jokes on you, OP. I actually like dicks.

Even if you weren't dying I'd still do it, babe.

I would suck yours tho

>implying you need cancer to get your dick sucked by me

Disclaimer: I don't suck dick

I would, but I would bite it off because of those fangs. God I love fangs.

how does a slime suck dick

Slime gets cancer, I don't have to suck dick.

Win-win situation.

How do you suck a slime's dick? Can a slime even get cancer for that matter?

Are you futanari?

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Alright, I'll try to get this over with as fast as possible. Please unzip your slime penis for me to commence the sucking.

Oh and @Slime 'Cap
More like Fun­tanari.

How long have you worn a sock on the cock?

Since the early '80s. It's never been washed.

it probably was still there from when Jimmy Carter still had the presidency

Let's do this.

Whoever is under me gets to eat a banana apparently.

Plant biology is f--king weird.

I just visited to watch you die, Slime Cap.

not doing it

no.

Is your dick as slimy as your cap?
Then no deal.

and I won't suck your poorly copied + pasted cock either you pizza cooking mouse-socializing pedophile faggot

Suck Salami? I'm not sure about this.

Does he even have a dick?

um sorry but that ain't happenin

Not sure what robots have.

Serial ports? Parallel I/O?

Either way, let's do this.

sorry not into lucarios

(runs away in case of rabid nude lucarios)

No deal

Are eyebrows erogenous zones for you?

okay i'll just say this

i'm not a furry

I gave people cancer and i have no shame.

And i hate blowjobs.

And you do know this is a "user above you thread".

Did anyone else misread the title as "The user above you has sucked a large amount of dicks and it's up to you to save him"?

And no, no dick shall enter my mouth.

Ummm how do I suck off a bird?

This was originally meant to mock user above you threads. The fact that it has actually turned into one makes me sad.

It's actually more ironic to me .

I always knew Ryuko was a raging futa ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ° __ʖ °) I'll try…

Time to find out if a regular, boring Lenny has a regular, boring dick.

Why not let Stocking do it?

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This thread sucks

Geddit!? Cus its about sucking!

Naaah! Don't feel like it.