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The rules are you write a story and every step you make the unexpected happens.

My story:

One day a man stood in front of a door.
The door was a woman and he fell in love with her and said "c'mere and give me a kiss". the door said "go away your ugly" so she ripped off her hinges and ran away.
The man said "You are going to love me" so he pulled out a tommy gun out his butt and shot her.
"Why?"
"Cause i love ya"

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO.."
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…" (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

I wrote it with a mouse.

shit handwriting. go back to pre-school.

Once upon a time,

There was a cat who had 16 lives,

Until it got ran over by a 4×4 truck.

I wrote it with a mouse.

as in "what the fuck did you expect, cursive?"