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I saw a thread about this from a while back, and thought it was a good idea
Rules: Tell a list of events in chronological order, leading up to the victims death.
Rules: Explain why said victim died.
Rules: Come up with a pun that makes fun of said death.
I'll start this off.

Jeremy, was a addict. Not to any sort of drug, but to the internet.
Everyday, jeremy would go to know-your-meme, and partake in a activity commonly known as (shitposting).
Unlike other shitposters, jeremy wanted to take it to the next level.
He wanted to be known as kym's greatest shitposter.
He set a time limit, of one week.
Jeremy had the perfect plan, He attached a hose to the bottom of his seat, and to his you know what.
Jeremy, also stacked up a copious ammount of mountain dew, and a lifetime supply of nacho doritos.
By doing this, he wont be paused by such actions as Going to the bathroom, and going outside
Nothing was going to stop him from shitposting.
A week passed, jeremy had developed serious acne, and Doritos dust caked his neckbeard.
After a week, jeremy got banned by Captain blubber for shitposting too much.
Yes, he finally became kym's greatest shitposter, he stood up, a pain shot up through his leg, and he collapsed dead.

What jeremy didn't know was that, by cutting off circulation in his legs for a week, he allowed a fundie clot to form.
When he stood up, The clot swimmed its way into is inner fedora, and he died on the spot.

Jeremy thought he could be the next big shitposter, but in the end i guess you can say.
He was SHITPOSTED.

Thomas contracted aids.
Thomas died because aids.

How advice animals die

There once was a meme from Reddit

"T'was a great meme" everyone said it.

But Know Your Meme said no,

Stop adding advice animals, Don, bro.

And the meme soon wore out on Reddit

You don't die because of aids.

This is offensive to me and my gay friends. Mods, suspend him.

You can die from pneumonia/other diseases as a result of AIDS. AIDS weakens your immune system so that your body can catch basically anything, and it can't cure it.

So change because to from, and yes, it's another way to die.

Johnny went down to pick up some chicks.
Johnny wound out with a mouth full of dicks.
He ran out the street and heard a loud beep.
And before he knew it, he got hit by a jeep.

There once was a man named Rodrick.
Rodrick was a very happy man.
Rodrick loved to comment on the newest, freshest, dankest memes on knowyourmeme.
One day, Rodrick decided to go one the IRC to compliment the dank memes.
Everyone on the IRC laughed at Rodrick and his love for dank memes.
Even Chris Brown called him "a big nerd".
Rodrick was sad and decided to tell the mods.
Captain Blubber was furious and decided to go to worst.
Captain Blubber and his gang decided to beat up Rodrick irl.
However, Blubber failed and Rodrick got away.
Rodrick was on the hunt by the CB Gang and he was lost.
He ran for multiple months, and was near the end of his journey.
He was on the ground looking for death, but soon he saw something.
It was the dank memes.
In the end Rodrick was saved by the dank memes and was a database moderator before a peaceful death.