Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i?
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Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? when John is
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? when John is kill. I love
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
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ijustdontknow
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Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her
Spirit Coyote
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Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that's
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot
Pippeli
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Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Roy G. Biv
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Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Very sincerely yours,
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Very sincerely yours,
Cancerous Riff-Raff forum.
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Very sincerely yours,
Cancerous Riff-Raff forum.
P.S.- I stole
LNH
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Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Very sincerely yours,
Cancerous Riff-Raff forum.
P.S.- I stole cock cock cock
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Very sincerely yours,
Cancerous Riff-Raff forum.
P.S.- I stole cock cock cock and shoved it
Pippeli
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Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Very sincerely yours,
Cancerous Riff-Raff forum.
P.S.- I stole cock cock cock and shoved it in my ass.
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Very sincerely yours,
Cancerous Riff-Raff forum.
P.S.- I stole cock cock cock and shoved it in my ass. It felt so
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Very sincerely yours,
Cancerous Riff-Raff forum.
P.S.- I stole cock cock cock and shoved it in my ass. It felt so horrible that I
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Very sincerely yours,
Cancerous Riff-Raff forum.
P.S.- I stole cock cock cock and shoved it in my ass. It felt so horrible that I violently vomited rainbows
No
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Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Very sincerely yours,
Cancerous Riff-Raff forum.
P.S.- I stole cock cock cock and shoved it in my ass. It felt so horrible that I violently vomited rainbows with no survivors.
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Very sincerely yours,
Cancerous Riff-Raff forum.
P.S.- I stole cock cock cock and shoved it in my ass. It felt so horrible that I violently vomited rainbows with no survivors. I'm being arrested
what the fuck
Dreamworks wrote:
what the fuck
may the mods have mercy on our account
Congratulations asdfghjkl. I want to confess that I hate your absence. It’s a huge disappointment, like you. Sorry I’m not good at collecting waifus. I’m trash in BERNIE MOTHERFUCKING SANDERS pile of campaign financers. Fuck my ass and please take your hand in mine. Poopy ass burgers make me hard for the fucking love I have an entire box of dragon dildos that I’m going to shove up EVERY KYM MODERATOR’S least favourite user’s big soggy asshole every Tuesday. Dunking a bottle of SEMEN-COATED HORSESHIT in there too. Oh yeah wanna play some Battletoads? I got pizza. Also, regarding regicide: IT IS AWESOME. FLAMING YANDERE PUSSYHOLES are invading Switzerland! Mods do something! UPS is charging a small loan of one million dollaroos which is fucking stupid. Let’s have a hot steamy meme orgy with Dr Pavel, the Big Guy, crashing this plane into David Bowie’s home planet so big alien overlords. Where was i? When John is kill. I love you, Asdfghjkl.
Your mother is a very nice person and I want to hug her morbidly obese body, sexually because that’s just damn hot, threesome now please.
Very sincerely yours,
Cancerous Riff-Raff forum.
P.S.- I stole cock cock cock and shoved it in my ass. It felt so horrible that I violently vomited rainbows with no survivors. I’m being arrested for war crimes.
(Since it looked like everyone was done with the letter, just wanted to finish off that last sentence. It was bugging me.)