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No users above me ;_;

Slap what ass?

>tfw no gf

If they have no girlfriend I guess I have nobody to slap. I am also the user below me's girlfriend. Enjoy.

I sorta feel bad for the guy never being able to get the puss puss, but then again, I get to punch Epyc Wyn, who would pass that up?

KILL IT WITH FIRE MAGIC!
Pretty much, yeah.

How can he slap all six of my girlfriends' asses at once?

Knock him out with the riot prod and hide him in the crawl space in Alex's office at UNATCO HQ.

i will just be indifferent.

One, two, three, four, five.

Six asses.

Stay on topic in your post as well please, this is the second time already you're intentionally risking a derail just to make a retarded comeback.

Punch him. For both above me as 1 got skipped.

Psh.
Whatever man, I'm actually gay.
So slap 'er. do 'er, take 'er, whatever, she's yours.

Slap Mako's ass.

Offer a threesome

Laugh at the lack of girlfriend and butt.

Haruhi would not be impressed, she proceeds to blackmail you by using miss Asahina, saying she had evidence of perverted activity, and when you try to argue your point? well….

This could end in two ways
1: Hello blackmail~
2:

meh

Install butt-slapping countermeasures around my girlfriend's arse.

Meh that's not my girlfriend.

Take him out back and show him Manderley's Hunting Rifle.

I'd ask him to slap mine too

Compared to what you are going to get, the computer society club president look like he got off easy…

Two questions.
1) Why am I at a club that allows livestock?
2) Why do I suddenly have a girlfriend, and one that brings barnyard animals to clubs to boot?

I think my reaction would be to pinch myself and try to wake up. I clearly must be dreaming since nothing makes sense.

Question him about where the NSF took this month's Ambrosia shipment.

Sips drink as girlfriend stabs out his eyes with her fingernails

I'd have to slam his ass with a contained blackhole

Instant closed space that dooms you to die in it

I never knew my girlfriend likes to slap her own butt.

Nice going, now she will kick your ass

Tell Haruhi.

Then proceed to slap her ass? yep, you're dead now…

You've just made a very P̴҉̷O̴̶̡͞O̶̡Ŗ̨ decision…

BURN DOWN EVERYTHING

First, I stab him in the back…
Second…

BURN ALL SPIDERS

Tell my girlfriend we're having seafood for dinner.
(takes out knife)

Your slapping at nothing buddy.

I do hope you enjoy the rest of your life inside of an empty purgatory

Whoa

laugh and slap my girlfriend's ass harder.

One Angry Mako later