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Time you have been in knowyourmeme
Less than 1 year: +0.1cm * months you have been in knowyourmeme
1 Year: +1.5cm
2 years: +2cm
3-5 years: +2.5cm
More than 5 years: +0.5cm for every year you have been in knowyourmeme

Contributions
Images: +0.02cm for every 10 images uploaded
Videos: +0.05cm for every 10 videos uploaded
Comments: +0.5cm for every 100 comments made
Forums Posts: +1cm for every 100 forum posts made
Editorships: +1.5cm per editorship
Edits: +(Nº of edits/Nº of editorships) multiplied by 0.1cm

Karma
Karma Received: +0.1cm for every 100 positive karma points, -0.5 for every 100 negative karma points
Karma Given: +0.1cm for every 1000 positive karma points, -0.5 for every 1000 negative karma points

Titles
Sleuth / Commentator / Scrapbooker / Media Bus Boy: +3cm
Jr. Researcher: +3.5cm
Investigator / Conversationalist / Cataloger / Photo Chauffeur: +5cm
Researcher / Pundit / Archivist / Collection Butler: +6.5cm
Sr. Researcher / Orator / Curator / Gallery Housekeepr: +7.5cm
Digital Archeologist / Elocutionist / Treasurer / Media Maid / Forum Moderator / Media Moderator / Entry Moderator: +10cm
Sr. Entry Moderator / Sr. Forum Moderator / Research Moderator: +12.5cm
Database Moderator: +15cm
Custom titles (Admins and moderators): +10cm
Custom titles (KYMpalooza tagging festival winners): +7.5cm
Custom titles (other): +5cm
Bonus: +1.5cm multiplied by nº of titles

Badges
Internet Zoologist / 4chanologist / Tumblrologist / Youtubeologist / Rage Comicologist / TV Meme Historian / Historical Meme Historian /Twitterologist / Youtube Scatologist / Vineologist / Redditologist / Anime Anthropologist / Ponyologist / Gensokyo Resident / Pokemon Master / Homestuck Authority / Fleet Admiral / ?Stand User? / Photo Fad Expert / Music Maven / Comicologist / Sports Commentator / Smashologist / Fan Art Historian / Meme Taxonomist / French Meme Specialist / Brazilian Meme Specialist / Japanese Meme Specialist / Chinese Meme Specialist: +2.5cm
Community Artist / Dungeon Master / Political Analyst / Protip Advisor / Karma Tycoon / Karma Philantropist / Master of Photoshoop-Da-Whoop: +3.5cm
Meme Constituent: +0.5cm
2014 KYM Sleuth / 2015 KYM Sleuth: +1.5cm
2016 KYM Bronze Tagger: +1cm
2016 KYM Silver Tagger: +2cm
2016 KYM Gold Tagger: +3cm
2016 KYM Diamond Tagger: +5cm
Bonus: +0.5cm multiplied by nº of badges

Other
If you were a mod in the past and got demoded: -7.5cm
Deactivations (except for exams): -5cm per deactivation
Permanently banned from IRC: -5cm
Suspensions (Riff-Raff): -1cm per suspension
Suspensions (No Riff-Raff): -3.5 cm per suspension

1 Year in knowyourmeme = +1.5cm
134 Images uploaded = +0.26cm
4 videos uploaded = +0cm
585 comments = +2.5cm
933 forum posts = +9cm
1 Editorship = +1.5cm
2 Edits = +0.2cm
1224 positive karma received = +1.2cm
90 negative karma received = -0cm
3642 positive karma given = +0.3cm
254 negative karma given = -0cm
Scrapbooker = +3cm
Pundit = +6.5cm
Media Maid = +10cm
3 Titles = +4.5cm
Meme Constituent = +0.5cm
2016 KYM Silver Tagger = +2cm
Master of Photoshoop-Da-Whoop = +3.5cm
3 Badges = +1.5cm
2 Riff-Raff suspension = -2cm
Total size of my dick = 45.96cm (18.094488 inches)

2 years: 2
124 images: 0,24 2.24
17 videos: 0,05
1031 comments: 5 7.29
441 posts: 4
4 editorships: 6
35 edits: 3,5 19.79
karma: 0,7 20.49
sleuth: 3
pundit: 6,5
scrapbooker: 3
media chauffeur: 5 37.99
4 titles: 6
silver tagger: 2 45.99
i voted: ???
2 badges: 1

total: 46.99

Years: 1 = 1.5
Images: 44 = 0.08
Videos: 21 = 0.1
Comments: 486 = 2
Forum Posts: 1997 = 19
Karma Received: +1376/-16 = 1.3
Karma Given: +731/-0 = N/A
Title: Pundit = 6.5
Title: Media Chauffeur = 5
Badge: Meme Constituent = 0.5
Badge: 2016 KYM Gold Tagger = 3
Badge Bonus: 1.5 × 2 = 3
Suspension: Riff-Raff (1) = -1

TOTAL SIZE: 40.98 cm

Wow, a literal epenis measuring thread. I thought these were just metaphors.

Currently working on a bot to quickly calculate the scores based on users' profiles (because I'm bored). If you're too lazy to calculate stuff out, just respond to this post and I'll make an analysis of your profile.

Dick length: 91.31cm (hell yea boi)

4 years: +2.5cm
129 images: +0.378cm
2280 comments: +11.4cm
1030 forum posts: +10.3cm
+1591 karma received, not enough -karma received: +1.591cm
+1046 karma given, not enough -karma given: +0.1046cm
Scrapbooker/Pundit/Media Bus Boy: +12.5cm
The fact that I'm doing this at 1:50 in the morning: -10cm

+28.77cm = 11.32 inches

>Comments extending e-peen more than images and equal to videos

So I finished that bot said I was gonna make (Here's the code if anyone wants to try it for themselves – it uses standard Python 3). I decided to measure the dicks of a few of our top contributors just to see how us peasants compare with them:

Apparently, Brad has the largest dick on the site, at a whopping 8,955.87 cm long [asian joke]. Congratulations, Brad!

>Edits: +(Nº of edits/Nº of editorships) multiplied by 0.1cm

Okay, looks like time for maths abuse..
Edits: 23
Editorships: 0 = x
Because as far as I know it's impossible to have negative Editorship, I assume x is approaching 0 from the positive side. Therefore:
lim (23/x) = ∞

As such, my dick is ∞ cm, no further calculations are really needed, I win.

TOTAL: 236.685cm’s, or 7ft 9in

Time to make a doujin of this.

14.8.
Huge if it was true, but everyone else here surpasses me.